Hype Energy®, a drink Kim Kardashian has almost certainly never tasted, has released a new advertisement/short film called “Hype Energy Drink/Kim Kardashian West Film” and I have idea what the fuck it’s trying to tell us.
The 2.5-minute spot begins with an unconscious Kim, her wedding ring glimmering brightly in the foreground, lying next to a bike that has recently fallen over. We then flash back to, oh, 10 seconds earlier, and see a fully conscious Kim (with bangs!) riding a bike filled with cans of Hype Energy® around a parking lot before suddenly tipping over – presumably because she was too busy looking at the Hype Energy® production crew and not the obstacles ahead of her?