Nick Lachey is the Most Boring Man in America
LatestTo promote his new hosting gig at Vh1’s Big Morning Buzz Live, former 98 degree Nick Lachey did a Reddit AMA this afternoon. Biggest takeaway: Nick Lachey is almost comically boring. He’s Applebee’s deep fried sizzlin’ vanilla. He is a beige taco filled with extra mild nothing sauce. He is a perfectly square 100% cotton dish cloth of a man. Perhaps the most boring man in America.
Lachey introduced himself as a Scorpio who loves tater tots, “sports, ice cream, and ice cold Miller Lite.” His favorite toilet paper is Charmin Ultrasoft. His guilty pleasure is Barry Manilow. His favorite pizza topping is pepperoni. He talked about the cold weather. Colder than he thought! His favorite TV shows are “Dads, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Breaking Bad, and SportsCenter.” Is he the most boring Scorpio ever, or what?