O’Charleys, which, as far as I can tell, is the Cracker Barrel of the Midwest (am I wrong, Midwesterners?) got “creative” with their 30-second TV spots. And by “creative, ” I mean they hired a dude from Sitcom Dad central casting and got him to do Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation. The character’s name is “Brock Roland.” That’s not fooling anybody, bro. Matching syllables!