Product Names That Are More Marketable Than Diva Cup or Moon Cup
LatestBlood Cup
Period Blood Container
Heavily Used Tupperware
Chalice O’Personal Blood
Red Beaker of Pain
Merlot Colored Demitasse
Goblets 4 Ya Pussy Blood
Period Goblet
Pocket Flask
Holy Grail
Decanter Full of the Best Vintage Stolen From Your Mom’s House
Flask of Holy Water
Crimson Flagon
Horn of Plenty
The Artist Formerly Known as “Lil’ Goblet,” Now Known as “Gob”
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