Product Names That Are More Marketable Than Diva Cup or Moon Cup


Blood Cup

Period Blood Container

Heavily Used Tupperware

Chalice O’Personal Blood

Red Beaker of Pain

Merlot Colored Demitasse

Goblets 4 Ya Pussy Blood

Period Goblet

Pocket Flask

Holy Grail

Decanter Full of the Best Vintage Stolen From Your Mom’s House

Flask of Holy Water

Crimson Flagon

Horn of Plenty

The Artist Formerly Known as “Lil’ Goblet,” Now Known as “Gob”

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