On August 28, 2015, maverick fangirl Sarah Palin engaged fuzzy meat wad Donald Trump in what was billed as an interview. The two great patriots in fact stroked one another’s plainly suffering egos for 11 minutes. Journalism at its finest, folks.
Before the conversation begins, Palin delivers a brief soliloquy on Trump’s selfless political endeavors:
“I’ve said it. Since the day he made the sacrifice to hit the campaign trail, voters crave the anti-status-quo politician. They want results. They need a fighter. They need someone to fire all those political-correct police.”
She continues on to describe our beloved puckered tomato as “avant-garde,” which I’m sure the Dadaists would appreciate immensely.