Am I the only one who thought Jane Austen’s family was at least Pride and Prejudice-level poor?
According to the pictures of her fancy-ass relatives in The Daily Mail, it turns out they were Emma rich. Look at that manor house! Look at that captain who “lost his arm in a tiger attack while hunting boar in India.” Look at Lady Knatchbull! Look at all of it, I say!
Anyway, hope no tigers got your arms this week. What’s up?
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
