This year, People magazine finally gave the masses what they wanted: Idris Elba as Sexiest Man Alive. The annual celebration of heteronormative attractiveness has often failed to fulfill its basic purpose of rewarding attractiveness, especially considering 2017’s winner but this year, they appear to have actually gotten it right. Genuine Zaddy Idris Elba now joins a dubious list of mostly white men that includes Mel Gibson, Sean Connery, Nick Nolte, Johnny Depp, Adam Levine, and Blake Shelton. But which one of them is rumored to drink his own urine?