

The joy of Bachelor in Paradise is its ridiculous premise: take a bunch of hot losers from past Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons, throw them in a few sexy situations, and watch the poorly adjusted ones show a bit more of their true colors than they would on the other programs. It’s hot out there in Sayulita, Mexico, and afternoon tequila makes it easy to forget there are cameras around. The formula never fails, and it’s always fun to watch a guy reveal himself to be a bonafide bullshit artist. This season, that role was gloriously fulfilled by Blake Horstmann (from Becca Kufrin’s season of The Bachelorette) who left at the end of Monday night’s episode in tears, after an impromptu one-on-one on the beach with Kristina Schulman. Their date ended almost as quickly as it began, as Kristina offered one of the franchise’s classic breakup lines—“I don’t think I can get there.”