Earlier this month, Sofia Vergara won a court case over the future of embryos she stored with ex-fiance Nick Loeb, “[banning] Loeb from bringing the embryos to term” without Vergara’s express permission. After filing some last minute objections with the court, Page Six reports that a Los Angeles Superior Court Judge has slammed the case shut officially, overruling his “last gasp legal effort” to seize control of Vergara’s embryos.
In a statement, Loeb blamed Tinseltown for the court’s decision, saying that the judge was “clearly influenced by Hollywood. Loeb also got a quick plug in for his new movie Roe v. Wade, which I’m sure is going to be terrible.
Wait… Roe v. Wade? He can’t have… oh! It looks like he did.