Ohio Republican and man-sized Oompa Loompa John Boehner was re-elected today to his third term as speaker for the House of Representatives, despite some two dozen fractious Tea Partiers voting against him for not being anti-Obama enough. To celebrate, Boehener gave Nancy Pelosi the most uncomfortable kiss in the history of dry, leathery smooches:
Truly, a kiss that makes you feel cringingly uncomfortable right through the TV. This is not the first time Pelosi has graciously submitted to Boehner’s football-textured face skin rubbing against her own like an errant bat wing. From 2011, at the 12-minute mark: