Terrifying Giant Squid Caught on Film in the North Pacific
LatestYou know what I like best about horrifying monsters? That they’re not fucking real. Like, I know it’s all very de rigueur these days to talk about how much you “want” to bone a werewolf, or how “great” a zombie apocalypse would be, or how “cool” it would be if Mansquito were a real man-eating-half-man-half-mosquito-man. But you guys. Come on. All that shit would be SUCH A HASSLE. Don’t you have errands to run? Weren’t you looking forward to getting drunk and watching The Last Stand? Well, sorry, clear your schedule because your new plan is just RUNNING FROM MONSTERS ALL DAY ALL NIGHT. Not worth it, ya’ll. Luckily, monsters aren’t real.
Except—oops—cancel your sea errands, because giant squid doesn’t give a care about your feelings! He’s just out there in the cold, cold ocean, swimming around dreaming of your delicious brainz and being completely 100% hella verifiable. Jerk.