Check your mail! You’re invited to a wedding. The bride is a girl who’s just graduated from high school, and the groom is a sparkly dude old enough to be her great-great-grandfather. At least one werewolf is on the guest list. A warning: The reception may not have vegetarian options. Yes, folks, this is the Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 trailer. It features the wedding of Edward and Bella, Taylor Lautner doing what he does best*, the word “forever,” waterfalls, Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue, implied honeymoon sex, and — dun dun dun — a vampire pregnancy!
In case you are unsure how you should feel about this trailer, take your cue from YouTube sensation nuttymadam3575, who has become famous for her over-the-top reaction videos. The one minute and fifty-nine second trailer reduced her to sobbing, but she bravely sniffles: “I’m gonna watch it again, and I’m going to try and be happy this time.” Cue lots of screaming. Don’t forget to turn your volume down.
