The "Proper Etiquette" For Drunk Sluts


I’m not referring specifically to Deena or to the bed-hopping twin in the title here, but actually to everyone on the show who had something to say about the incident involving Vinny, Deena and the twin. They’re all drunk sluts: Pauly, Vinny, Deena, The Situation, that twin. They all just want to have fun and get off. But the inane sexual double standards that the cast has previously unabashedly admitted to subscribing to reared its ugly head when the male roommates decided to be mad at Deena for daring to pull a piece of tail away from Vinny. They all felt like Deena owed Vinny an apology. Why? She’s the one who brought the girl home. And then when she was done with her, she let the girl “finish off” Vinny. I thought that was nice of her, relatively speaking. In fact, Deena was way nicer about “sharing” a woman than any of the male roommates would’ve been. Yet she was labeled a “cock blocker.” Didn’t Vinny say he ended up getting off? And he didn’t bring a girl home himself, so he wouldn’t have gotten any ass if Deena hadn’t shared. So really, she’s the exact opposite of a cock bock.

And the idea — presented by The Situation, of course — that there is any kind of “proper etiquette” when it comes to these drunken, sloppy hookups is laughable. What exactly does Emily Post say about how to bed a bisexual twin? Keep a pinky raised when finger banging her?

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