Ahem.
A hypothesis: America
is sexually attracted to anyone who goes up against Donald Trump. Remember last summer when we briefly entertained the idea of banging
James Comey? We were in a really bad place
back then. A lot of things seem normal when you’re in a verbally abusive relationship with
a shrieking leech wearing bologna for a face.
Now United Talent Agency and William Morris Endeavor are reportedly meeting with Stormy Daniels’s lawyer Michael Avenatti to discuss talent opportunities.
Avenatti told NBC that is is “flattered,” but is okay for now:
I’m very flattered by the outpouring of support and compliments relating to my alleged talent, but at this point I’m far more focused and concerned about seeing this case through to completion and ensuring that justice is done then anything else.
Let’s regroup in a year.
- Elisabeth Moss says that the problem with playing strong female leads is that the character ends up defining herself against the patriarchy. That is from the Daily Mail.
- An interesting dimension added to the Pippa Middleton pregnancy announcement story. [The Sun]
- Avicii’s family and ex girlfriend Emily Goldberg are in mourning. RIP Avicii. [Vulture, Instagram]
- Grey’s Anatomy will return for a historic 15th season and has been on this whole time. [Cosmopolitan]
- Macklemore and his wife Tricia Davis had a baby last month. [E! News]
- Now that HBO is closing the gender pay gap on Westworld, Thandie Newton will never settle for less again. “Fuck that,” she says. Amen. [Vanity Fair]