The Secret Service Wants to Protect the Trump Family on Jet Skis

The Secret Service Wants to Protect the Trump Family on Jet Skis

The music video for “Honey” was definitely on the Secret Service’s mood board.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • The Secret Service reportedly wants to buy a pair of jet skis to train agents to protect President Trump while he and his family are vacationing beachside. According to the federal agency, “The First Family is very active in water sports.” Right. [Newsweek]
  • In other Trump news, the New York County District Attorney has subpoenaed eight years of President Trump’s tax returns. [CNN]
  • Oh, and it sure looks like Trump is thirsty for some military action against Iran. [New York Times]
  • The Working Families Party has endorsed Elizabeth Warren for president. [New York Times]
  • Some people—notably Bernie Sanders supporters—are pressed about the Working Family Party’s endorsement after supporting Sanders during the 2016 primary. Meanwhile, Julian Castro is just happy to be here!
  • Joe Biden says that white people can never fully understand racism, which I’m sure he will never ever use as a get out of racism jail free card ever. [Associated Press]
  • General Motors employees are on strike. [Associated Press]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.

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