There Are Exactly ZERO Babies Growing Inside Beyonce, Says Jay-Z

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EMPTY WOMB ALERT!!! Responding to aggressive tabloid rumors that Bey-Bey was sporting a brand new bay-bay bump, Jay-Z released a definitive statement. Because it is totally definitely obviously 900% our business what’s going on inside a complete stranger’s uterus!

“Are you having another baby?” E! News asked the rapper-mogul, 42.
“Tonight?” he replied. “No.”

Hahahahahaahahaahahahahaha. Actual lolz. [Us]


Steven Spielberg spoke candidly for the first time about growing up with dyslexia:

“It was like the last part of the puzzle in a tremendous mystery that I’ve kept to myself all these years,” he said.
“I never felt like a victim. Movies helped me, they kind of saved me from shame, from guilt, from putting it on myself, from making it my burden when it wasn’t my burden. In my case I was unable to read for at least two years. I was two years behind the rest of my class. I was embarrassed to stand up in front of the class and read.”

He’s feeling better now. Rich and famous and successful and such. [Express]


Johnny Lewis, the former Sons of Anarchy actor who appears to have murdered his elderly landlady and her cat yesterday before falling (or jumping) to his death, had raised concern in officials months ago:

The [probation] report states the officer’s belief that Lewis, who was identified as a transient, would “continue to be a threat to any community” in which he lived unless he got help. The officer also stated he believed the actor suffered from serious chemical dependency or mental health issues.

Ughs all around. [Yahoo!]


Oh, it’s just Zac Efron being completely adorable whilst teaching Elmo about patience!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Vulture]