The final trailer for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the third in the Star Wars sequel trilogy—following 2015’s The Force Wakens and 2017’s The Last Jedi—has dropped, and it looks like C-3PO, the beloved robot who is not R2D2 or whatever BB-8 is, will soon die. Probably by murder.
Were it not for J.J. Abrams and the crew responsible for the sequel series, Kylo Ren would have never confused us, sexually. Han Solo would still be alive, and killing your idols is almost always a healthy thing to do. If they want to murder the golden, lanky, sentient Oscar statue of a robot whom I’ve adored since childhood, just get on with it. From the trailer, it seems obvious:
