Color me catty queen, but I find it hard to believe that this is Demi Moore‘s rebound boyfriend. Not that I know a thing about Scott-Vincent Borba‘s private life, but I’ve seen straighter faces on Richard Simmons. Nevertheless, the gossip gods have spoken and who are we to verify facts? A source without eyes has outed them as a couple, saying that because he’s a beauty mogul to the stars (I can’t!) they can walk around in public and no one’s the wiser. “Demi and Scott-Vincent started dating last week. They have known each other a long time and he’s really been there for her by her side through the whole Ashton thing,” said the optimist. “He’s head over heels for Demi and there’s definitely potential for a lasting relationship between them.” Who knows, maybe straight guys are into Botox, makeup and shaped eyebrows nowadays? [Radar]
Meanwhile, Ashton Kutcher is busy being “swarmed by single ladies in Iowa.” Which conjures up images of an anxious Ashton batting them away. Though it went down a tad differently. [Ministry Of Gossip]
Some celebrities seem to have pregnancies that go on forever, but not Beyoncé. Filming a video on the set of the “Countdown” clip in September saying she’s six months pregnant, it means that thing could be popping out any day now. Oh baby, indeed! [Billboard]
Bradley Cooper is said to be dating French actress Melanie Laurent. The pair seen doing lots of Frenchie stuff yesterday, like having lunch while speaking French, seeing a play while speaking French and then going back to his hotel and, well, having sex I guess. [NYDN]
Contrary to popular rumors, he is not double dipping with Zoe Saldana. [NYDN]
Okay, it may have aired a couple of weeks ago but for those that missed it (present!) here is Sasha Grey defending her decision to promote literacy to everyone but Whoopi Goldberg on The View. The questions are, predictably, mostly from the Helen Lovejoy school of journalism. [Huff Po]
Even if you’re not into country music, you can still enjoy the drama conjured by Mindy McCready when she did a reverse Not Without My Daughter and disappeared with her son despite the fact she doesn’t have custody. With talk she’s taken him to Nashville, she has to bring the kid back to Florida by Thursday if she’s to avoid serious trouble. Oh, and amid all this she revealed she’s pregnant with twins. Triple the future fun! [NYDN]
- She may have missed The Craft by four or five years, but that didn’t stop Dianna Agron from developing a teen obsession with witchcraft. [NYDN]
- The last Sex And The City movie was truly shiteous, but Sarah Jessica Parker makes for a good TV star. So it’s promising that she had a lunch date with HBO head Richard Plepler yesterday. [Page Six]
- Usher says no thanks, to a voluntary drug test at the behest of his ex-wife Tameka Foster – who is asking for full custody of their kids. [Page Six]
- His album hits number one, and Drake thanks his management team by firing them? Cold. [Page Six]
- Salman Rushdie is one classy guy, the Post outing him as the kind of man who dumps women via Facebook. Even an email would be nicer. [NYDN]
- Her husband accidentally flashed her bedtime breasts to the world, but Tori Spelling isn’t fazed and said that they’re “bold and beautiful.” I’m totally using that line the next time I’m criticized for walking around the house naked. [NYDN]
- Miranda Kerr says she didn’t think she belonged among the Victoria’s Secret Angels at first – before stealing the feathery crown! Checkmate, Miranda. [NYDN]
- Knock me over with a feather, powerhouse Adele has been nominated for six Grammys. [Evening Standard]
- It’s hard times – well, not so hard any longer – for Nicolas Cage, with speculation that he sold a first-issue Superman for $2 million. [Evening Standard]
- Paris Hilton continues her slide into obscurity by dating Afrojack. Correction: he might actually be more famous than her now so we can say she’s hit a plateau. [Celebuzz]
- Damn! We really wanted that rumor about Courtney Love being Lindsey Lohan‘s sober coach to be true. [E!]
- Ed O’Neil gets hearts beating that little bit quicker with vague talk about a Married…with Children reunion. Peggy! [E!]
- In less exciting news, Jeremy Piven confirms the Entourage movie. [Vulture]
- No matter how much hipsters give me the sighs I still can’t help but love the original, Charlotte Gainsbourg. Here’s her new song, “Paradisco.” [E!]
- Katy Perry and Russell Brand shake off more marriage bust rumors by getting tattoos together. Sidebar: she also did one on the tattoo artist #Badidea. [TMZ]
- Sometimes the most rational women go bat-shit crazy when it comes to their “wedding dress body,” so here’s Anne Hathaway undoubtedly fake workout plan – perfect for some handy, impractical-for-everyday-people tips! [Radar]
- Okay, Daniel Day-Lewis makes a pretty solid Abraham Lincoln. [Daily Mail]
- Where is Carmen Sandiego Jennifer Lopez sexing on her new piece now? Answer: Morocco. [Radar]