As a dude, I’m biased, but I love the bouquet toss at weddings. Not only because I’m usually so drunk I can’t feel my teeth, but also because it’s the only game you can win (existentially speaking, anyhow). For many women, however, the bouquet toss is a matter of being coerced, once again, into playing a game which singles out unattached women and corrals them together to fight over a bunch of used flowers that are supposed to symbolize true love and eternal happiness. With that in mind, one woman decided to show everyone exactly how she felt about it.
The above picture, posted on Reddit yesterday, didn’t have much of a description attached. In fact, the poster only confirmed that she was single and just didn’t give a fuck about catching the bouquet. With just her uninterested expression and a passion reserved only for her drink, she made it clear how stupid the entire thing is. Because why stand in the center of the room and catch a dumb-ass bouquet which is supposed to predict love when most weddings have an open bar and good alcohol? (But not all of them. Sometimes you have to pay for even the soda and then you complain about that wedding for years to come, like I am doing now.) (Catching the bouquet at that wedding was really the only pro of the entire thing.)