This One Time, Kourtney Kardashian Dribbled Some Breast Milk Onto Kim's Leg

By Anna Breslaw  |  January 26, 2013 | 4:30pm
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This is actually what Gen. Kurtz is referring to when he cries “The horror, the horror!” at the end of Heart Of Darkness: the exploits of the Klardashiarns take a bizarre turn on the upcoming episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami when Kourtney Kardashian dribbles some fresh breast milk onto Kim Kardashian’s psoriasis patches.

Kim, 32, who was diagnosed with psoriasis on Keeping Up With the Kardashians in 2011, read online somewhere that breast milk helps treat the flaky skin patches associated with the condition. So, naturally, she borrows some from her sister’s bottles for baby Penelope.

Or in the (actual) words of Kim, grown woman and expectant mother: “Ew! Ew! Ew! That is so disgusting that you can just squeeze that and have it come out.” So, yeah, that happened, and it was televised. You’re welcome. [Us Weekly]

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