What Did Baby Mike Pence Wish For?

“Happy 60th birthday to my husband, @VP!” she wrote. “May all your wishes come true! ”

While it’s a little icky to refer to a childhood photo as your adult husband on the internet (‘Look at this adorable baby that I now fuck,’ it seems to say) it’s a brand of weird that’s on brand for “Mother” Pence.

But what did baby Pence wish for? If it was triggering an HIV outbreak or undermining women’s constitutional rights, he and his fellow fundamentalists are well on their way. It looks like some wishes do come true