A source close to the pair told E! News that the couple is officially dunzo — also, the wild-eyed crooner responsible for “Your Body Is a Wonderland” was notably absent from Katy’s side during a recent trip to London and Milan. It was, as one might expect, Katy Perry’s doing. RIP Katy Perry and John Mayer’s love. We will miss you. [E!]
In other “LITERALLY NOTHING IN THE WORLD MAKE SENSE ANYMORE” news,
Kim Kardashian told
Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that she and
Kanye are having a “super, super small, intimate wedding.” But maybe that’s relative? Like, they’ll get married barefoot on the beach (by “barefoot,” of course, they mean they’ll be wearing conceptual skin-hooves fashioned by Ricardo Tisci) while a lone cameraman records the proceedings for television. [
Us]
Jared Leto‘s Oscars date is
his mom! On his
Instagram, he posted a very adorable screenshot of her reacting to his invitation via FaceTime. As a result, I am starting a petition to replace all Celebrity Baby news with Celebrity Parent news (they must all be so proud of their brood and it is very heartwarming). [
E!]
Jared Leto‘s other Oscars date is maybe a wet man-bun. [The Cut]
- Rihanna came to Drake‘s concert in Paris and performed “Take Care” with him. They ground upon one another for just one tender moment, and the crowd screamed a deafening scream of joy. [E!]
- Michelle Dockery loves being in action movies, would like to do her own stunts. Maybe they will let her drive the automobile or wear trousers on Downton Abbey now. [E!]
- Even husks of men in aviator sunglasses have feelings, maybe: Robin Thicke has cancelled another concert following his split from Paula Patton. [E!]
- Lupita Nyong’o‘s birthday is on Sunday; her plan is winning a ton of awards, probably. [E!]
- Kaley Cuoco says that getting engaged three months after meeting her now-husband wasn’t “slutty.” Uh, no shit, Kaley. [HuffPo]
- Chantal Jeffries, the eyebrow connoisseur who was with Justin Bieber when he was arrested, did an interview to clear up some “misconceptions” about the boy. I didn’t read this, though, because it’s very boring. I just looked at the picture of her eyebrows. [Gossip Cop]
- Controversial magazine columnist Alec Baldwin will be playing a controversial newspaper columnist on Law & Order: SVU. [EW]
- Jenna Fischer is pregnant with her second child! [People]
- George Clooney is maybe dating Amal Alamuddin, a British barrister who specializes in international law and human rights. [Page Six]
