Who Wants to Talk About Bennifer With Me?
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Jezebel dot com is officially a Bennifer site, as the entire newsroom, including me, has been utterly sucked into the ongoing circus production around their burgeoning new love. It’s the only thing I want to talk about anymore? Speaking of talking, apparently, he’s met and has talked to her children!
People reports that nefarious tipsters around the couple have spilled the beans on Ben Affleck’s “relationship” with Jennifer Lopez’s children, 13-year-old twins Max and Emme, with who she shares custody alongside ex-Marc Anthony. The “source” says: “They are slowly getting to know Ben. Everything seems to be running smoothly. It’s very obvious that Jennifer is serious about Ben. She hasn’t looked this happy for a long time.” They add that “Ben and her kids seemed comfortable together” at a recent family outing at Nobu. “The kids kept chatting with Ben. Ben seemed great. He was smiling and laughing.”
Ben seemed great! Did everyone hear that! Ben seemed great.
Well, that’s enough Bennifer news for now. My doctor has recommended I find something to fixate on in the off hours between People exclusives on their every move. I agree I need to supplement this new obsession with something—but what, really, is there? Bennifer is all there is. Everything is Bennifer.