The fire archer is likely either your favorite or least favorite person in the world. The first to crack an inappropriate joke, the last to leave the dance floor, and the only one to bluntly tell you that you’re doing something stupid—even though they recently did the same very stupid thing, and probably was the person who originally encouraged you to do the very stupid thing.
Find them at an airport, a 7 a.m. meditation in the middle of a jungle, or in their therapist’s office crying over the fact that they can’t actually be everything, everywhere, all at once. If you’re shopping for them, go for a loud accessory, something that encourages their last-minute excursions abroad, or anything that might tickle their very sarcastic and out-of-the-box funny bone.
If any friends, family, or boyfriends are reading this and trying to think about what to get me, that chicken egg lamp is only $15. The Cotopaxi “Hip Pack” is $40, and the insanely fun and colorful B Fresh Gear visor shades are $45—both of which would look great on me...while I’m hiking in the sun...through South America.
