6 Reasons Justin Bieber Is Qualified To Talk About Abortion

By Anna North | February 16, 2011 | 9:25pm

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In an interview with Rolling Stone, Justin Bieber said, “I really don’t believe in abortion. It’s like killing a baby?” Asked about cases of rape, he added, “Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason.” Why is Bieber qualified to talk about these issues? We’re so glad you asked!

He is a geopolitical expert.

Also in the Rolling Stone interview, Bieber said he wasn’t yet affiliated with a political party: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

He knows what women want.

Evidence: his nail polish line has sold 1 million units in two months.

He has a song called “Pray.”

Lyrics include:

I close my eyes and pray
For the broken-hearted.
I pray for the life not started
I pray for all the ones not breathing.
I pray for all the souls in need.

One time his bodyguard had a baby.

Also in Rolling Stone:

Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.

Not long ago, he himself was a baby.

Bieber turns 17 on March 1.

Which of these was Rolling Stone interviewer Vanessa Grigoriadis’s motivation for asking a teenage boy primarily known for his brush cut and pop stylings about abortion in the first place? Hard to say! But we’re sure she had a really good reason.

Justin Bieber: ‘I Really Don’t Believe In Abortion’ [MSNBC]
Justin Bieber Talks Sex, Politics, Music And Puberty In New ‘Rolling Stone’ Cover Story [Rolling Stone]
Bieber By The Numbers [BuzzFeed]