- We heard this rumor a couple of weeks ago, and here it is again: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might show up at Comic-Con next week.
Get your Benjamin Button and Tomb Raider outfits ready! [Mirror]
- Wait, wait: Angelina! Comic-Con! It’s happening! [NY Mag]
- By the by, a celebrity psychic named Kenny Kingston says that Marilyn Monroe would like for Brad and Angelina to move into the house where she died in 1962. [Wonderwall]
- Ryan Reynolds‘ smokin hot bod has been harmed! The injury is minor but obviously it’s jarring, otherwise why would I type the words “smokin hot bod”? [NY Mag]
- HOT: Justin Timberlake‘s guest vocals on Sheryl Crow‘s cover of Terence Trent D’Arby’s “Sign Your Name.” [PopWrap]
- Breaking: Jennifer Aniston went on a date with a mystery man! [Just Jared]
- Mel Gibson is not locked away in a room hiding his face in shame: He just did reshoots for The Beaver, that Jodie Foster-directed movie about a crazy guy who communicates through a hand puppet. A source on the flick says: “Everyone was walking on eggshells around him. It was the weirdest set ever.” [Page Six]
- Will Mel Gibson be banned from seeing his 8-month-old daughter? [This Is London]
- Lindsay Lohan has a new lawyer: Robert Shapiro. Hey, he helped O.J. … [TMZ]
- Joan Rivers feels bad about mocking Lindsay Lohan and has offered to pay for her rehab. [NY Post]
- Ashton Kutcher wears Bruce Willis’ aftershave. That’s his wife’s ex-husband, you know. [Daily Express]
- The cast of The Hills: Afraid of Spencer Pratt. [Gatecrasher]
- Leonardo DiCaprio secretly visited Nepal as part of his Save Tigers Now campaign. [Hindustan Times]
- “A Pennsylvania state lawmaker is questioning the legality of work permits issued to the [Kate Gosselin‘s] sextuplets for the reality show Kate Plus 8.” [Daily Mail]
- Nightly News anchor Brian Williams — known affectionately in my house as BriWi — is a class act and a 30% tipper. [Page Six]
- The Jersey Shore kids have been informed that New York City hipster spots do not tolerate fist-pumping. [Page Six]
- Joy Behar and Mariska Hargitay fell in love with the same mirror at a charity auction, and Joy let Mariska have it, joking, “She carried a gun on TV. I’m physically afraid of her.” [Page Six]
- Zac Efron is taking the promotional duties for Charlie St. Cloud pretty seriouly. [Daily Express]
- Ouch! Can someone consult WebMD about Amy Winehouse‘s shin? [The Sun]
- Cristiano Ronaldo‘s son was rushed to the hospital yesterday. [The Sun]
- Rosie Perez hurt herself during a stunt on Law & Order: SVU over a year ago — and is now in a neck brace and a wheelchair! [Gatecrasher]
- Sad about Kelly Osbourne‘s fiancé cheating on her. [Mirror, Contact Music]
- Urkel‘s been cleared of battery charges. [Bossip]
- Admit it: You’re going to the Spice Girls musical. [Daily Express]
- Craig Ferguson and his wife: Expecting their first child. [Mirror]
- “We’ve done couples therapy in the past. We’re not lazy about our marriage. We have the same arguments we’ve had for years. Some things just never change, and you should realize that the intriguing things you fall in love with will probably become things you don’t like and the very things you’ll be talking about for the rest of your relationship.” — Courteney Cox. [Contact Music]
- “I wanted to be a vet. I love animals, but then I discovered how hard science can be.” — Julia Roberts. [Contact Music]
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