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Trump, White House Insist Their Systematic Shitting On Dr. Fauci Is Nothing PersonalBy Ashley ReeseJuly 13, 2020 | 9:45pm -
Notorious Haven For Sexual Predators Received Billions In Federal Covid-19 ReliefBy Esther WangJuly 10, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Totally Cool, Mature President Says Supreme Court Decision Is 'Not Fair'By Alexis Sobel FittsJuly 9, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Send Betsy DeVos to the Moon, Leave Her ThereBy Ashley ReeseJuly 8, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Trump to America's Schoolchildren: Haha, You're Gonna Get Sick!By Rebecca FishbeinJuly 8, 2020 | 1:05am -
Like a Young Ted Bundy, Maybe Baby Donald Trump Just Needed More HugsBy Emily AlfordJuly 7, 2020 | 10:37pm -
Donald Trump Sure Loves Blaming Innocent Black Men!By Esther WangJuly 6, 2020 | 8:58pm -
Newspaper Owner Apologizes for Publishing Cartoon Equating Face Mask Mandates to the HolocaustBy Shannon MeleroJuly 6, 2020 | 2:44pm -
Herman Cain Willing to Die for Donald Trump's Big Boy RallyBy Emily AlfordJuly 2, 2020 | 9:00pm -
President Trump Reportedly Regrets Pandering to The Blacks™, Listening To Jared Kushner's 'Woke Shit'By Ashley ReeseJuly 1, 2020 | 10:25pm -
Breaking: We're FuckedBy Molly OsbergJune 30, 2020 | 9:52pm -
The Doldrums of Amy McGrath's WinBy Ashley ReeseJune 30, 2020 | 8:43pm -
Michaela Coel Says It's Her Job to 'Shake the Apple Carts' With Her WorkBy Hazel CillsJune 30, 2020 | 2:12pm -
Here is Yet Another Very Bad Story About Trump and RussiaBy Esther WangJune 29, 2020 | 9:00pm -
White House Covid-Fighting Task Force Hosts Super-Spreader EventBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 29, 2020 | 12:53pm -
Let's All Learn More About This Republican Ken Doll Who Will Likely Become the Youngest Member of CongressBy Esther WangJune 26, 2020 | 1:10pm -
Lindsey Graham Has Bizarre Meltdown Over the French Revolution, Alexandria Ocasio-CortezBy Ashley ReeseJune 24, 2020 | 9:55pm -
An Election Night of Wins for the Left, Even Amid Voter SuppressionBy Ashley ReeseJune 24, 2020 | 6:25pm -
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Won Her PrimaryBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 24, 2020 | 4:55am -
President Creates Law Protecting Racist Hunks of Concrete From Human ConstituentsBy Emily AlfordJune 23, 2020 | 9:44pm -
Mike and Karen Pence Join the Long and Illustrious List of Republicans Who Love Committing 'Voter Fraud'By Esther WangJune 22, 2020 | 9:45pm -
John Bolton Bravely Kept Juicy Details About Trump From Congress and Saved Them for his MemoirBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 22, 2020 | 12:55pm -
Mrs. Salad Comb OutBy Harron WalkerJune 19, 2020 | 9:26pm -
We're All Invited to the Adult Son Reveal Party!By Molly OsbergJune 18, 2020 | 9:40pm -
Republican Leaders Forced to Denounce Yet Another Congressional Candidate Because She is Too Racist in PublicBy Esther WangJune 18, 2020 | 2:10pm -
Walrus Spills Lukewarm TeaBy Ashley ReeseJune 17, 2020 | 10:25pm -
Ben Sasse's Democratic Challenger Joked About Woman Staffer Having Group Sex in Campaign Text ChatBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 17, 2020 | 2:40am -
Beverly Johnson: 'The Fashion Industry Pirates Blackness for Profit While Excluding Black People'By Rebecca FishbeinJune 17, 2020 | 1:15am -
Melania Trump Says Her Husband Has a Human PenisBy Emily AlfordJune 16, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Coronavirus Means Fewer Ballgowns for the RichBy Lauren EvansJune 16, 2020 | 1:20am -
City of Tulsa to Close Blinds and Stay Quiet Until Trump Stops Knocking and Goes AwayBy Emily AlfordJune 15, 2020 | 10:40pm -
Betsy DeVos Continues to Be Extremely Committed to Being an Evil MonsterBy Esther WangJune 12, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Love Is Alive But Also DisgustingBy Esther WangJune 11, 2020 | 9:00pm -
Kayleigh McEnany Somehow Suggests Confederate Generals Are Akin to Joe BidenBy Alexis Sobel FittsJune 10, 2020 | 10:24pm -
America Spent $75K So Don Jr. Could Prove His Manhood and Shoot a Big SheepBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 10, 2020 | 12:43pm -
Republicans Are Pretending They Didn't See Trump's Garbage Buffalo Protester TweetBy Ashley ReeseJune 9, 2020 | 10:18pm -
Kerry Washington Suggests America Reframe How Kids Learn About RaceBy Maria ShermanJune 9, 2020 | 2:25pm -
Who Will Do the Important Work of Slashing Protesters' Tires If We Defund the Cops?By Esther WangJune 8, 2020 | 10:03pm -
Texas Officials Continue to Forget They're Supposed to Be Incredibly Racist Only In PrivateBy Esther WangJune 5, 2020 | 3:51pm -
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio Appears to Have Used Wife Chirlane McCray as a Literal Human ShieldBy Alexis Sobel FittsJune 4, 2020 | 10:40pm -
Batshit Senator Writes Op-Ed Imploring the Military to Declare War on Its CitizensBy Ashley ReeseJune 3, 2020 | 10:48pm -
Really Racist Guy Loses to Regular Racist GuyBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 3, 2020 | 2:00pm -
Ella Jones Elected Ferguson's First Black, First Woman MayorBy Maria ShermanJune 3, 2020 | 1:21pm -
William Barr Has a Hard-On for Hurting People and Loving Donald TrumpBy Emily AlfordJune 2, 2020 | 9:38pm - Joe Biden Would Like Cops to Just Seriously Maim People Instead of Killing ThemBy Esther WangJune 1, 2020 | 9:30pm
- Anna Wintour Made a BlogBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 1, 2020 | 3:15am
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Don Lemon Calls on Ellen DeGeneres to Do Something! Literally Anything! Right NowBy Harron WalkerMay 31, 2020 | 7:45pm -
'America Has Looted Black People,' Says Activist Tamika MalloryBy Harron WalkerMay 30, 2020 | 9:01pm -
Maybe Amy Should Sit This One OutBy Ashley ReeseMay 29, 2020 | 9:45pm -
Kelly Loeffler and Her Luxurious Blowout Are Off the Hook for Insider TradingBy Joan SummersMay 28, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Fired Up and Ready to Nap for the YouthsBy Ashley ReeseMay 27, 2020 | 9:57pm -
'You Either Have an Accent or You’re This Over-Sexualized Ninja Chick': Asian American Stars on Hollywood SuccessBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 27, 2020 | 2:30am -
Amy Klobuchar Inserts Herself Into the George Floyd Case Without Saying 'George Floyd,' 'Police' or 'Murder'By Emily AlfordMay 26, 2020 | 9:35pm -
Good News for North Carolina!By Rebecca FishbeinMay 25, 2020 | 5:00pm -
Joe Biden Regrets Putting Foot in Mouth for 4,000th TimeBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 23, 2020 | 7:45pm - Biden Tries Out His Blaccent in Tired Effort to Be 'Down'By Ashley ReeseMay 22, 2020 | 3:20pm
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Biden Vets Every Woman in America for VPBy Joan SummersMay 21, 2020 | 9:50pm -
This Republican Running for Congress Is Somehow Too Bigoted Even for Other RepublicansBy Esther WangMay 21, 2020 | 6:00pm -
Trump Is Using the Pandemic As an Excuse to Deport Migrant Children Without Even Telling Their FamiliesBy Esther WangMay 20, 2020 | 3:30pm -
Lockdown Protesters Are the New Plague RatsBy Emily AlfordMay 19, 2020 | 9:58pm -
Even Fox News Hosts Think Trump is an Idiot for Taking HydroxychloroquineBy Esther WangMay 18, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Eric Attempts to Overtake Don Jr. As the Dumbest Trump SonBy Esther WangMay 18, 2020 | 2:29pm -
Betsy DeVos Shovels Coronavirus Money to a College People Have Confused With a CultBy Ashley ReeseMay 15, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Mask Off at the Mask FactoryBy Joan SummersMay 14, 2020 | 10:00pm -
The FBI Is Digging Into Senator Richard Burr's Shady Stock SalesBy Lauren EvansMay 14, 2020 | 12:44pm -
Biden Is Getting Dragged to the LeftBy Ashley ReeseMay 13, 2020 | 10:36pm -
Overconfident Man Thinks He Has a Say in Postponing the Presidential ElectionBy Esther WangMay 13, 2020 | 3:20pm -
Chasten Buttigieg Is Writing a MemoirBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 13, 2020 | 1:30am -
All the Economy-Horny Senators Raw Dogging It At the Fauci HearingsBy Emily AlfordMay 12, 2020 | 9:55pm -
Robert Pattison Is a Pasta Freak Who Eats Like an AnimalBy Megan ReynoldsMay 12, 2020 | 2:20pm -
Who Will Get the Rose?By Esther WangMay 11, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Bet Mike Pence Wishes He Wore a Mask!By Rebecca FishbeinMay 11, 2020 | 12:55am -
I Will Personally Be Thrilled If Stephen Miller Dies of Covid-19By Molly OsbergMay 8, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Notorious Germophobe Definitely Doesn't Know the Covid-Positive Valet Whose Job It Is to Wait On Him Day & NightBy Joan SummersMay 7, 2020 | 9:20pm -
As a Fellow Victim, Kevin Spacey Understands How Hard It Is to Lose Your Job During the PandemicBy Lauren EvansMay 7, 2020 | 2:00am -
Guess Who Got Special Favors From Jared Kushner's Wildly Incompetent Coronavirus Task ForceBy Esther WangMay 6, 2020 | 2:39pm -
As Coronavirus Deaths Rise, Trump's Task Force 'Winds Down'By Emily AlfordMay 5, 2020 | 9:38pm -
Ohio State Representative Refuses to Wear a Mask Because GodBy Shannon MeleroMay 5, 2020 | 6:45pm -
Judi Dench Calls Cats Costume 'Like Five Foxes Fucking On My Back'By Maria ShermanMay 5, 2020 | 2:04pm -
Here Are the Only Good Parts Of Vogue's Very Dull Met Gala Oral HistoryBy Lauren EvansMay 5, 2020 | 1:00am -
Trump's Life Is 'Worse' Than Life of Man Who Was Assassinated, According to TrumpBy Esther WangMay 4, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Pence: Actually I Should Have Worn a Mask at the Mayo Clinic, After AllBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 4, 2020 | 12:40pm -
Don't You Dare Misquote Rose ByrneBy Garrett SchlichteMay 3, 2020 | 6:30pm - Surprise: Kayleigh McEnany Lies After Saying She'll Never LieBy Ashley ReeseMay 1, 2020 | 10:30pm
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Michiganders with Guns Storm House of Representatives for Their Right to Contract CoronavirusBy Joan SummersApril 30, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Maybe Rethink This One DudeBy Esther WangApril 30, 2020 | 8:51pm -
In Trump Land, Nearly 60,000 Dead Americans Is A 'Success Story'By Ashley ReeseApril 29, 2020 | 10:11pm -
Olivia Munn Says Bryan Singer Disappeared From X-Men: Apocalypse Set for 10 Whole DaysBy Rebecca FishbeinApril 29, 2020 | 1:20am -
Just Cover Your Damn Blowhole, Mike PenceBy Emily AlfordApril 28, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Hope Hicks Is Reportedly Very Bad at Her JobBy Esther WangApril 27, 2020 | 9:30pm -
State Senator Insists His Mask is Not the Confederate Flag, Then Apologizes For Mask That is Not the Confederate FlagBy Esther WangApril 27, 2020 | 2:49pm -
André Leon Talley Isn't Not Talking About Anna WintourBy Garrett SchlichteApril 25, 2020 | 6:30pm -
Trump Worried That the Karens of America Are Starting to Find All This Death Distasteful!By Ashley ReeseApril 24, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Georgia 'Reopens' Friday and Trump Seems Confused About How to Feel About ItBy Joan SummersApril 23, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Nice to Know a Labradoodle Breeder Was Leading HHS's Coronavirus ResponseBy Esther WangApril 23, 2020 | 2:20pm -
Trump Is Thirsty For a Rally, Coronavirus Be DamnedBy Ashley ReeseApril 22, 2020 | 10:31pm -
Trump Hotel Asks President Trump for a Rent ReductionBy Emily AlfordApril 21, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Trump Announces He's Temporarily Closing the U.S. to ImmigrantsBy Lauren EvansApril 21, 2020 | 12:33pm -
Can Someone Please Tell These Texas Men That Abortion is Essential HealthcareBy Esther WangApril 20, 2020 | 9:40pm -
Alicia Silverstone Doesn't Remember Batman & Robin as Fondly as I DoBy Garrett SchlichteApril 18, 2020 | 8:00pm -
Daytime TV Doctor Compares Coronavirus to Drowning in a PoolBy Joan SummersApril 17, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Don't Fuck With NursesBy Emily AlfordApril 16, 2020 | 10:19pm -
Seems Like Trump Forgot to Tell His New Coronavirus Task Force They Were On the Coronavirus Task ForceBy Esther WangApril 16, 2020 | 3:08pm -
Surprise! Lots of People on a Packed ICE Deportation Flight Now Have CoronavirusBy Ashley ReeseApril 15, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Demi Lovato: 'The Whole World Seems to Want to Pit Women Against Each Other'By Rebecca FishbeinApril 15, 2020 | 1:20am -
Is There a Person (Besides Obama) Who Can Make Joe Biden Exciting?By Emily AlfordApril 14, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Liberal Challenger Wins Surprise Victory in Wisconsin Supreme Court RaceBy Lauren EvansApril 14, 2020 | 12:36pm -
Florida Police Chief Placed on Leave After Allegedly Blaming Sheriff's Covid-19 Death on His SexualityBy Lauren EvansApril 14, 2020 | 2:30am