HOUSTON, TEXAS — “This isn’t punk at all,” Goretooth said from behind the bar at White Swan Live, as he listened to Beto O’Rourke’s old punk band’s song “Rise,” off their EP The El Paso Pussycats. “It’s the Cranberries with punk vocals, sanitized with a napkin.” Then I played him another song by Foss, O’Rourke’s short-lived punk band from the early 1990s, called “Al Sobrante, Snowzone In His Pants, Got The Chutzpah Rolling.” “This song here is punk,” he proclaimed, giving it a solid two thumbs up.
It was the Saturday before election day, and I was drinking a Tecate at the dive bar in Houston’s Second Ward neighborhood; a slew of local punk bands were slated to go on stage. I was there to get some answers to questions that, if not exactly critical to the outcome of the election, had been nagging me ever since O’Rourke’s time as a punk had become a talking point in his race against Ted Cruz: Just how punk is Beto O’Rourke?
Isn’t running for office the least punk thing a former punk could do? Was Beto… a poseur?
I asked Goretooth (whose government name is John Kingston, “but everyone knows me as Gore,” he told me) if he planned on voting this year. He gave me an emphatic no—he has never voted, nor is he registered to vote. We were hanging out around the bar with Miguel Soto, a regular whose heavy metal band Diamondback Mad had performed at White Swan Live earlier in the month. “I live so low in life that no matter who’s elected to do what, none of it’s gonna trickle down to me,” Goretooth said.
“A lot of people feel that,” Soto said sympathetically.
“I work at my shitty job, I drink lots of beer, and I love doing drugs,” Goretooth said, a statement that had the ring of a manifesto. Goretooth sings in a couple of death metal bands, Orchiectomy and Beaten and Butchered. (Out of curiosity, I looked up the lyrics to one of Orchiectomy’s songs, which features the phrase “monthly sewage rectal flow;” there’s not much more that I can share without offending the sensibilities of 99.99 percent of everyone who’s reading this.)
“I work at my shitty job, I drink lots of beer, and I love doing drugs,” Goretooth said
I turned my attention to Soto. “We don’t usually get people like you in here!” he said, possibly referring to my trench coat and Nike sneakers. When I pointed out that he wasn’t who I expected to meet either—Soto is middle-aged, and was dressed more like an accountant out for the weekend in dad jeans and a button-up—he laughed.
I asked Soto to give Foss a listen, and he obliged. “This ain’t bad, I’d listen to this one. There’s actual distortion in the guitar,” he said approvingly of O’Rourke’s bass playing. “That sounds like punk to me. I like it.”
Another vote for O’Rourke’s music—punk! But what did he think of his politics? Soto described the Senate candidate as a “typical liberal.” Unlike Goretooth, Soto was a regular voter. He had voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, calling it his “protest vote.” “I didn’t like Al Gore at all,” he said, adding that he was especially opposed to Gore’s wife Tipper for her crusade to get “parental advisory” warnings for music she deemed sexually explicit and violent.
This year, he plans on casting a protest vote as well. “I had my mind made up five days ago, I was gonna vote straight Republican,” Soto said. He had voted for Trump in 2016. “But then he started this nonsense about ending birthright citizenship.”
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