Last night was the VMAs, an event where famous musicians go to look bored and embarrassed and then collect statues of astronauts. As for the fashion, there was a vast amount of exposed skin (thigh slits! plunging necklines! see-through everything! Miley Cyrus’s tongue sticking out of her mouth and waggling all over the place!), quite a few Statement Outfits, and a lot of “a lot going on.” Let’s take a look.
Taylor Swift‘s look is all glamour and — more importantly — drama, which is quite in keeping with her behavior within the award show (SHUT THE F UP, HARRY STYLES, BUT THANKS FOR THE MOONMAN). Her very plunging Herve Leger gown complimented her Old Hollywood hair perfectly.
Selena Gomez’s Atelier Versace dress is all business on one side, party on the other — half floor-length, long-sleeved gown and half “10 inches of fabric held together with hooks.” She looks great: at once sophisticated and edgy (but the huge earrings are kind of overkill).
The best part about Katy Perry‘s grills (and there is only one best part) is that, when she smiles sincerely, it looks like she’s wearing braces. As for her three dimensional golden butterflies meets leopard pelt dress-concept, the length is a bit unflattering — maybe it would have been better if she’d just gone all in and worn a floor-length version, like Coco Rocha at the Met Gala?
I don’t know if you guys noticed last night, but Miley Cyrus has a tongue. Here she is showing it off in some bedazzled yoga pants. I appreciate the thought behind the Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century buns as an innovative method of dealing with short hair, but they still look ridiculous.