Dakota Johnson, Past Armie Hammer Defender, Jokes She Was Almost Another Woman He ‘Tried to Eat’
I'm inclined to find any jokes she makes about alleged male predators a little shady given her history of defending them.
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Dakota Johnson is an enigma to me, between her legendary Ellen Degeneres interview (which I personally believe was what ultimately led to the talk show host’s professional demise) and her complicated relationship with limes. She keeps it so real, arguably too real, that I desperately want to stan—yet, I’m also often reminded of a 2021 interview with The Hollywood Reporter in which Johnson bemoaned the “clamor of cancel culture,” and cited her “incredible” experiences working with Johnny Depp, Shia LaBeouf, and of course, Armie Hammer, who has been accused of grooming, sexual predation, and rape by several women.
On Thursday evening at the Sundance Film Festival, Johnson surprisingly had more to say about Hammer. Per PageSix and THR’s Chris Gardner, she joked (I guess?) that she’d almost been cast in Call Me By Your Name, which starred Hammer and Timothee Chalamet, by director Luca Guadagnino. “Sadly, I wasn’t in [the movie]. Luca had asked me to play the role of the peach, but our schedules conflicted,” Johnson said, referring to an iconic moment in Call Me By Your Name in which Chalamet masturbates using a peach. “Thank God, though, because I would’ve been another woman that Armie Hammer had tried to eat,” Johnson continued.