- A source (who’s clearly Team Gabriel in the increasingly nasty Halle Berry custody battle) claims Aubry has emails, texts, and voicemails which document her “angry and jealous rages.” Gabe’s such a good guy that he isn’t releasing them — yet.
- “I honestly think Gabriel should release some of these messages he has from Halle, and tell his side of the story, but he won’t, he said he’s going to save them for family court, which will be a private, press-free environment,” says the source. Supposedly Halle left a voicemail after “after some pictures came out of him at a Lakers game with a girl last year.” (*Cough* Kim Kardashian.) “She is mega, mega pissed in the message, calling him, and the girl, all kinds of names –- it’s certainly something Halle wouldn’t want heard. Gabriel played it to me at the time, and said: ‘see what I have to deal with?!'” [Radar]
- Team Halle is claiming Nahla freaks out every time Gabriel picks her up for a visit. The source says Halle’s convinced “something happens” when she’s with him. It sounds like they’re insinuating there’s abuse going on, which is a shockingly low blow if it isn’t true. [TMZ]
- The LAPD is still investigating Lindsay Lohan for the theft of a $2,500 necklace, even though it’s already been returned by someone who may or may not be an associate of Lindsay’s. [E!]
- Lindsay‘s probation officer has been informed of these jewel theft shenanigans. [TMZ]
- Britney‘s new album is titled Femme Fatale. Check out the cover at the link! [Us]
- A Pennsylvania magazine has given Michael Lohan a “Father of the Year” award. The fact that said award has stars drawn all over it tells me this is for reals, and definitely not just some publicity stunt. [Radar]
- Michael says, “Although I don’t really like commenting on my daughter,” he knows “Lindsay never stole a necklace.” [Radar]
- Your daily Charlie Sheen update: A young lady who goes by the name “Felony” says she is a madam and, “I have gotten him hundreds of girls over the years.” She adds that Charlie would have the women give the neighborhood security guards passwords like “chocolate whip cream” or “lick my lollipop.” Gross. [Radar]
- Here’s the 911 call from Charlie‘s trip to the hospital to treat his hernia, in which a doctor notes he’d had a “kind of weird” conversation with Charlie and says he’s “very, very intoxicated” and in “a lot of pain,” but didn’t want anyone to call the cops. [TMZ]
- The National Enquirer claims Marc Mezvinsky walked out on Chelsea Clinton after “a knock-down, drag-out fight over starting a family,” and now “Chelsea has asked her mother and dad if they could help her get an annulment.” Why would she have to ask her parents for legal help? Oh right, the Enquirer wanted to weave Bill and Hillary into this yarn. [IDLYITW]
- A source says, “The happy couple are happy. Any report suggesting there is trouble in the marriage is absolutely false.” That’s right, they’re happy. Nothing to see here, folks! [People]
- The White Stripes are no more. Jack and Meg White said in a statement, “The reason is not due to artistic differences or lack of wanting to continue, nor any health issues as both Meg and Jack are feeling fine and in good health. It is for a myriad of reasons, but mostly to preserve what is beautiful and special about the band and have it stay that way.” [AP]
- In this video Sammi of Jersey Shore fame declares she’s “appalled and disgusted” at herself for punching Ronnie, as she should be. She adds, “Violence is not the answer.” [TMZ]
- Ziggy Marley and his wife Orly Agai Marley have welcomed a baby boy named Abraham Selassie Robert Nesta Marley. [People]
- Craig Ferguson‘s wife Megan has given birth to their first son, Liam James Ferguson. [E!]
- Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis are “just friends” (who want you to believe they’re hooking up for the purposes of promoting their new movie). [People]
- Jennifer Aniston addressed the constant rumors that she’s adopting on Ellen. After Ellen asked if she’d adopt a dog, Jen said, “I think you’re confusing that with the Mexican child I’m supposedly adopting. No, I’m not adopting a Mexican child… Adam Sandler adopted four last week and that never even got mentioned. No, I’m not adopting any children.” [Us]
- Elton John decided to push Billy Joel into rehab via a Rolling Stone interview. Elton said, “I always say, ‘Billy, can’t you write another song?’ It’s either fear or laziness. It upsets me. Billy’s a conundrum. We’ve had so many canceled tours because of illnesses and various other things, alcoholism… He’s going to hate me for this, but every time he goes to rehab they’ve been light. When I went to rehab, I had to clean the floors. He goes to rehab where they have TVs. I love you, Billy, and this is tough love.”
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