If there is one man in the world who is on Grindr, it is Gaston.
No one’s hung as Gaston
No one’s big as Gaston
No one’s dick’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s
For there’s no man in town half as manly!
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask Tom’s dick or Stanley’s
And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
Sorry.
(p.s. Ursula, call a girl!)
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