Hello to Our Unblinking, Unmoving Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein

By Lisa Fischer | April 18, 2019 | 6:00pm

Politics

United States deputy attorney general and rumored human person Rod Rosenstein looked extremely focused today as he watched Attorney General William Barr brief reporters on the findings of the Mueller report.

He rarely blinked throughout the 20 minute announcement, but that definitely doesn’t mean he’s a robot. He just has his eyes on the prize (the prize is not blinking).