Here's How the Celebrities Are Outdoing Your Christmas

Christmas is a special day for celebrating dead trees and the birth of a small, magical baby. It is also a day for celebrating the cleaning out of one’s bank account, thanks to the relentless cost of the aforementioned dead trees, dead tree-decorating decor, big meals, plane tickets, post-holiday therapy, gifts, more gifts, and more more gifts. And it is a day for complaining about going home to your family, on whom you presumably dumped all that money.

It’s important to thoroughly Instagram your holiday, so everyone knows all that money you dropped and time you spent at the airport, willing yourself to die, was worth it. This goes doubly so for celebrities, who spent even more than you and perhaps still don’t like their families, no matter how much they’re paid to. Here’s how some of our special stars outdid the rest of us this year—or, at least, just what they’re doing—and note that I am extremely bitter and envious, as I am blogging home alone today with naught but a single burrito.

Miley Cyrus

The Cyruses (“Old Town Road” star Billy Ray included) all hung out together looking somber. Billy Ray wore a hat.

Reese Witherspoon

Reese got some nice earrings.

Kelly Ripa