Lindsay Lohan will be in court today after testing positive for alcohol. It’s unclear whether her ankle monitor went off or if it was a urine test, but it seems like urine? According to one report, she was tested twice last week, and tested positive for alcohol in one and negative in the other. In both tests, she tested negative for drugs. Allegedly the probation department is “ticked” that LL is having parties while under house arrest. Stay tuned. [Radar Online, TMZ]
Matt Lauer flew to L.A. to interview Lindsay and she would not come out of her bedroom to talk to him unless she was given $100,000. A source says, “She refused to come down at the last minute. Matt was sitting in the chair on the first floor, waiting to do the interview with his crew all set up.” Another source explains: “The deal had been set up for her to be paid $50,000 for photos or videos, because they don’t pay for interviews. But she flipped out and said she wanted $100,000, or no deal.” Lindsay’s publicist denies this story: “No money was involved, and I was the one who called [the interview] off.” [Page Six]
Here is Lindsay Lohan drinking from a red cup, which proves without a doubt she ingested some kind of beverage. [Radar]
Elisabetta Canalis bought some things at an electronics store yesterday, hence the headline “Retail Therapy After George Clooney Breakup.” Phone chargers make the pain subside! [People]
This piece about Elisabetta Canalis trying to “tie down” The Cloons begins: “It looked like she was going to succeed where so many others had failed.” [Daily Mail]
Elisabetta Canalis has already been spotted flirting with basketball star Dwyane Wade. [Gatecrasher]
- Usher is a fan of Pippa Middleton and would like to design a lingerie line with her. “I don’t think there’s a more beautiful, more stunning, more talked about woman in the world at the moment. I’m sure everybody is trying to sign her up. She won’t be cheap but she has the looks and the popularity to really establish a new product.” [Contact Music]
- According to disreputable tabloid rag the Globe, Prince Charles and Camilla are on the verge of breaking up. [Showbiz Spy]
- If you want to hang out with Kate Middleton and watch Prince William play polo in Santa Barbara, California, a ticket will set you back $4,000. Lunch is included! [Tres Sugar]
- The Social Network 2: Electric Boogaloo. The Winklevoss Twins have dropped their case against Mark Zuckerberg. [Just Jared, TMZ]
- Katy Perry‘s hair is now a rusty coppery red. [The Sun]
- Katy Perry‘s boobs are chocolate kisses. [Yeeeah]
- Jennifer Lopez‘s son took a dump in her swimming pool, which cost her $6,000. [Showbiz Spy]
- Dita Von Teese is taking her new show, Burlesque: Strip Strip Horray! on tour. New Orleans, Dallas, Houston — get your tickets. [Perez, Facebook]
- Emma Stone‘s been offered the lead in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. [Digital Spy]
- James Whitey Bulger, the mobster who inspired The Departed, has been captured and will be in court today. [Radar]
- “My son is a tough guy. He doesn’t cry, he’s already got muscles, so Moroccan was a perfect name for him.” — Nick Cannon. [Page Six]
- “Paris was not my first choice, but I’ve been advised not to fly by doctors, and it’s about as exotic as one can get without doing so,” — Lilly Allen is attempting to enjoy her honeymoon. [Showbiz Spy]
- “I can’t say enough to people all over the world that the majority of Japan right now, Japan in general, is very safe. It’s fine to come here. It’s beautiful. The most important thing, and the best thing, we could do for Japan right now is to boost tourism, and so everyone come to Japan and come enjoy the beautiful country.” — Lady Gaga. [AP]
