Jessie J released a new song today. It’s not a single. It’s not a b-side from her last album. It’s not even an original song for a movie soundtrack. No, “Sorry To Interrupt” was recorded for Pop-Tarts®, the brand of toaster pastries. Though the song isn’t technically about Pop-Tarts®, it could easily be interpreted that way!
This lyric could be about needing the jolt of a hot, fresh-out-of-the-oven Pop-Tart® to start your day off right:
Hands up I need you awake
This one could be about needing to adjust your toaster’s heat setting because your boring roommate doesn’t like their Pop-Tarts® as hot as you do:
I think its time to turn it turn it up right now
This could be about pushing people out of the way when you’re racing through your grocery store’s breakfast aisle to pick up some sweet, sweet Pop-Tarts®: