Just stay away from Ryan Seacrest, honey.


We’ve always loved Nelly Furtado. She’s talented, cute, fresh and unaffected, we’ve never seen her vagina, and to the best of our knowledge she’s never gone down on Joe Francis.

Look at her:

Total natural hotness.

Complete adorable cutness.

Which is why we were a little distressed to see her at the Brit awards last night, where she won the Best International Female Solo Artist Award, and the Scariest Looking Celebrity top honor:

Now it’s not the best angle, we’ll grant you that, but girl looks like she’s channelling the bastard lovechild of Teri Hatcher and Juliette Lewis. Had a little work done, Nelly?

Oh say it ain’t so!

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