Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Are Boning, Insists the Rumor Mill

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One time Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx danced together at a charity event while being subjected to the hit song “Blurred Lines,” and the Internet is now swarming with rumors that they’re dating.

Multiple sources (Robin Thicke feat. Pharrell and T.I.?) have confirmed it. One time, according to an anonymous limo driver, she stayed over in his hotel and took his car home. [InTouch]

Foxx says that the rumors are “one hundred percent not true” and also “hilarious.” [E!]

El oh el headline: “Jamie Foxx Confirms Whether or Not He’s Smashing Katie Holmes’ Vanilla Cakes to Smithereens.” [Bossip]

Ke$ha‘s vagina was haunted by a ghost, says Ke$ha. “I know it sounds ridiculous… I was told I had dead people in me,” she told Jimmy Kimmel. “I got a ghost meter to read, and it just beeped, just at my vagina.” What kind of very unambitious ghost would haunt just one person’s vagina? Isn’t it cramped in there? Are all the gloomy manors and/or graveyards occupied? I don’t know, guys. [Gossip Cop]

Martha Stewart went on a wonderfully passive-aggressive lil’ tirade about Gwyneth Paltrow, and it’s everything you could ever hope for in your most desperate “passive aggressive lil’ tirade” fantasies. “I’ve never eaten at Gwyneth’s house,” said Martha (of course you have not), “and I know how she lives. But. If she’s authentic, all the better. And I mean, I certainly hope she is.” I CERTAINLY HOPE SO, TOO, MARTHA. I HOPE THAT HER PIZZA OVEN IS AUTHENTIC. I HOPE THAT HER JUICE FAST IS AUTHENTIC. I HOPE THAT HER YOGA MAT IS AUTHENTIC.

After wondering if Paltrow was “qualified” to be a “lifestyle arbiter” (but aren’t we all qualified to be lifestyle arbiters? I am arbiter of the eating-Doritos-in-bed-while-watching-ABC-Family’s-Twisted lifestyle), Stewart very reminded the universe, “I think I started this whole category of lifestyle!” Yes, Martha. We know. [Radar]

  • Justin Bieber‘s “All That Matters” video has leaked today. It partially takes place on the Great Wall of China, and the Chinese embassy is very happy about it as a tourist draw. I think this means that The Great Wall of China is less appealing to tourists than “a place Canadian singer-dancer-boy Justin Bieber has visited,” which is sort of tragic. [TMZ]
  • Here’s Miley Cyrus in silver body paint for Future‘s new video. [Oceanup]
  • Robin Thicke‘s wife Paula Patton says that the “Blurred Lines” video is “cool,” “funny” and “awesome.” Oh, cool, that’s exactly what everyone else said! She also says that the lovely statement spelled out of balloons (“ROBIN THICKE HAS A BIG DICK”) is “fairly accurate.” Just in case you were wondering about any of that (you weren’t). [Bossip]
  • Lamar Odom has been sober for over a week and wants to get better, says a source. Wishing him well! [E!]
  • Khloe Kardashian has Instagrammed a photo of North West‘s left hand (we are still waiting on photographic confirmation that the baby has a right hand). [E!]
  • Dakota Johnson is having a hard time dealing with all the Fifty Shades of Grey press, which makes sense because very many people are salivating with impotent rage over her casting at this very moment. [NY Daily News]
  • Kate Winslet Googled herself in a very charming Vogue behind-the-scenes video. [NY Daily News]
  • Rihanna‘s historical Johannesburg show (she was the youngest woman ever to sell out a stadium!) sucked, says everyone who went. Rihanna spent a lot of time lip-synching and looking bored and did not change her outfit once. [Bossip]
  • I know that I’ve heard almost every inconsequential female singer’s opinion of Miley Cyrus, but are we forgetting anyone? Have we asked Haley Williams from Paramore yet? [HuffPo]
  • Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds Go Incognito At New Orleans Airport…. BUT NOT INCOGNITO ENOUGH (although Ugg boots and old-timey newsboy cap is a very good disguise for any friend of Anna Wintour; kudos to Blake Lively)!! [HuffPo]
  • Lady Gaga says that “ARTPOP” is the album of the millennium. Actually, she muses, it’s more like the “ALBUM OF INFINTE!” Is “INFINTE” a new unit of time that means 3-5 months? Because that sounds about right. [HuffPo]
  • Michael Fassbender says that fame makes him more interesting to women. Michael Fassbender says that carbon is the most abundant element on our planet. Michael Fassbender says that Shakespeare was the best writer of all time. [Gossip Cop]
  • Kat Torres, that lady that no one heard of until she said she was dating Leonardo DiCaprio yesterday, is not actually dating Leonardo Dicaprio. [Gossip Cop]
  • OK, IN ACTUALLY IMPORTANT NEWS: Milla Jovovich‘s daughter won first place in her Tae Kwon Do board-breaking competition. [Just Jared]
  • Josh Hutcherson says that he’s funnier than Jennifer Lawrence, breaking the first commandment of being alive. THOU SHALT NOT COMPARE THYSELF TO J-LAW. [Just Jared]
  • Kim Kardashian‘s engagement ring from when she married Kris Humphries was just auctioned for $620,000. [HuffPo]
  • No one from Bachelor Sean Lowe‘s family came to his weird fake engagement party with Catherine Giudici, probably because no one believes that they found love anyway. Or because they all knew it would be very boring there. [Radar]
  • Spencer Pratt looked up from angrily licking a crystal long enough to claim that he and Heidi Montag are happy for Lauren Conrad, who is getting married to folk hero William Tell. [Radar]
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