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Buckle the Fuck Up for the Lifetime College Admissions Scandal Movie TrailerBy Megan ReynoldsSeptember 6, 2019 | 7:20pm -
I Would Lay My Life on the Line for a Fizzgig from Dark Crystal: Age of ResistanceBy Megan ReynoldsSeptember 6, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Very Upset That Women Treat Her Like the Monster She IsBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 6, 2019 | 6:45pm - AZ GOP Chair Threatens to 'Stop' Gabby Gifford's Husband 'Dead in His Tracks'By Molly OsbergSeptember 6, 2019 | 6:42pm
- This Week In Meghan McCain Brings Us Meghan McCain (Who Is Back)By Lisa FischerSeptember 6, 2019 | 6:30pm
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More Adult Lunchboxes, PleaseBy Clover HopeSeptember 6, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Amber Heard's Lawyers Ask Judge To Dismiss Johnny Depp's Defamation Suit, Calling It 'Meritless Bullying'By Anna MerlanSeptember 6, 2019 | 5:40pm -
White Claw Can't Keep Up With the HypeBy Hazel CillsSeptember 6, 2019 | 5:30pm - The Pamela Anderson-Meghan McCain Smackdown I Didn't Know How Much I NeededBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 6, 2019 | 5:18pm
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The Celebrations for Placido Domingo, Opera Star and Alleged Sexual Harasser, Are Extremely, Uncomfortably ElaborateBy Alexis Sobel FittsSeptember 6, 2019 | 4:50pm - The SoulCycle Boycott Seems Like It's Actually WorkingBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 6, 2019 | 4:45pm
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Unwrapping the Beef: A Very Brief History of Marianne Williamson Fighting With Erica JongBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 6, 2019 | 4:05pm -
HBO's Catherine the Great Promises Empire, Helen Mirren's Heaving BosomsBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 6, 2019 | 3:39pm - Some of These Trump Stans Do Not Seem Like They're in the Best PlaceBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 6, 2019 | 3:25pm
- Sell Your Beach HouseBy Hamilton NolanSeptember 6, 2019 | 3:03pm
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It Chapter Two Is Bad and DumbBy Rich JuzwiakSeptember 6, 2019 | 3:00pm - Fox News' Attempt to Prove That There's an Anti-Cop Crisis Goes Hilariously WrongBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 6, 2019 | 2:40pm
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Please Just Never, Ever, Ever Show Me ThisBy Hazel CillsSeptember 6, 2019 | 2:30pm -
Kendall Jenner's Personal Boogeyman Looks a Lot Like Brad PittBy Joan SummersSeptember 6, 2019 | 2:08pm -
A Rural Clinic Operating Without a NetBy Katie McDonoughSeptember 6, 2019 | 1:56pm - Finally, the Dumbest Possible Explanation for the Sharpie Map: Trump Reportedly Drew It HimselfBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 6, 2019 | 1:39pm
- Dumb Starbucks Man Makes Smart Decision to Drop OutBy Molly OsbergSeptember 6, 2019 | 1:13pm
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Nicki Minaj Knows Her 'Retirement' Tweet Was Out of NowhereBy Hazel CillsSeptember 6, 2019 | 1:09pm -
Woody Allen Says He's 'Done Everything The Me Too Movement Would Love To Achieve'By Esther WangSeptember 6, 2019 | 1:00pm -
Billy Bush, the Man Who Giggled While Trump Shared His Sexual Assault Strategy, Is Getting a ComebackBy Emily AlfordSeptember 6, 2019 | 12:30pm - A Headline That Sums Up the Absurdity of Where Joe Biden Is Right NowBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 6, 2019 | 12:29pm
- Is David Brooks Doing Alright?By Caitlin CruzSeptember 6, 2019 | 3:07am
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Olivia Wilde Wishes Critics Hadn't Labeled Booksmart a 'Female Version' of SuperbadBy Emily AlfordSeptember 6, 2019 | 2:00am - A Bunch of Grocery Stores Realize People Don’t Want Guns as a Part of the Shopping ExperienceBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 6, 2019 | 1:35am
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Campaign Aide Who Alleged Trump 'Forcibly Kissed' Her Drops LawsuitBy Emily AlfordSeptember 6, 2019 | 1:00am - American War Machine Finds Its Way to Hong KongBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 5, 2019 | 11:37pm
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Dylan Farrow Thinks Scarlett Johansson 'Has a Long Way to Go'By Emily AlfordSeptember 5, 2019 | 11:13pm - Oh My God Trump Is Still Doing ThisBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 5, 2019 | 10:36pm
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Man and His Dog May Be Headed for a BreakupBy Esther WangSeptember 5, 2019 | 10:00pm - Ted Cruz Simply Can't Stop Embarrassing HimselfBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 5, 2019 | 9:49pm
- Wow Barron Got TallBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 5, 2019 | 9:05pm
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Facebook Announces Plans to Monetize Your LonelinessBy Emily AlfordSeptember 5, 2019 | 9:00pm - A Good Use of the Press Secretary's TimeBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 5, 2019 | 8:40pm
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Jezebel Investigates: What Is the Half-Life of a Real Housewife?By Joan SummersSeptember 5, 2019 | 8:15pm -
Actually, Scrunchies Have Always RuledBy Megan ReynoldsSeptember 5, 2019 | 7:30pm - I;m thinking about thos BeanBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 5, 2019 | 7:21pm
- Did Not Know It Was Possible For a Show to Be This StupidBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 5, 2019 | 6:57pm
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The Wing is Publicly Responding to a Racist Incident That Has Black Members Openly QuittingBy Anna MerlanSeptember 5, 2019 | 6:48pm - Beto O'Rourke Tries to Start Some Shit With Meghan McCainBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 5, 2019 | 6:13pm
- Join Us in Being Traumatized by Brooklyn’s Disgusting New Way of Killing RatsBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 5, 2019 | 5:47pm
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Michigan State Fined for Complete Failure to Protect Students from Larry NassarBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 5, 2019 | 5:30pm - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Thriving Because There Is No Justice in the WorldBy Paul BlestSeptember 5, 2019 | 5:21pm
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Harry Styles Doesn’t Know He’s Beautiful (That’s What Makes Him Beautiful)By Maria ShermanSeptember 5, 2019 | 4:45pm - Uber and Lyft Drivers Say They Want to Change Ridesharing's 'Predatory Business Model'By Hamilton NolanSeptember 5, 2019 | 4:43pm
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And Here We Have a 19-Year-Old Climate Activist Treating Joe Biden With Abject Skepticism [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseSeptember 5, 2019 | 4:20pm -
And Now, 10 Years of Brad Pitt’s Newsboy CapBy Maria ShermanSeptember 5, 2019 | 4:00pm - Mike Pence's Humiliation Knows No BoundsBy Paul BlestSeptember 5, 2019 | 3:19pm
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Jeremy Renner Cancels 'Jeremy Renner'By Maria ShermanSeptember 5, 2019 | 3:17pm -
Literally What in the Hell Are You Doing, 60 Minutes Australia?By Kelly FairclothSeptember 5, 2019 | 3:00pm - Here Is a Helpful List of Exactly Where Unions Need to BeBy Hamilton NolanSeptember 5, 2019 | 2:57pm
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Founder of MIT's Media Lab Continues to Believe Taking Money From Epstein in 2013 Was JustifiedBy Esther WangSeptember 5, 2019 | 2:45pm - Elizabeth Warren Blows Ridiculous CNN Climate Change Question Out of the WaterBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 5, 2019 | 2:35pm
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Britney Spears—a Brunette!By Joan SummersSeptember 5, 2019 | 2:30pm - Fox & Friends Crew Performs Olympics-Level Mental Gymnastics Over Trump's WallBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:48pm
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Camila Cabello on Her Boyfriend: 'I Love Working With Him So Much'By Maria ShermanSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:45pm -
What the Fuck Is Going On With Joyce Carol Oates's Keyboard? [Updated]By Hazel CillsSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:25pm - Not Even Boris Johnson's Own Brother Wants Anything to Do With HimBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:09pm
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The National Anthems of Lana Del ReyBy Hazel CillsSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:00pm - Trump Brain Status: Fresh Roasted CorncobBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 5, 2019 | 12:47pm
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Man Charged in Connection With Mac Miller's DeathBy Lauren EvansSeptember 5, 2019 | 12:30pm - Bahamas Left to Uncover Full Extent of Hurricane Dorian's DestructionBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 5, 2019 | 12:08pm
- Help, I Can't Look Away From Joe Biden's Bloody EyeballBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 5, 2019 | 4:00am
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The Woman Who Wore a T-Rex Costume to Her Sister's Wedding Is the Best Person in AmericaBy Lauren EvansSeptember 5, 2019 | 2:55am -
Mariah Carey Says No Holiday Music 'Til After Halloween, As Per LawBy Lauren EvansSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:35am - Joe Biden Claims He Didn't Know a Fossil Fuel Executive Was Hosting a Fundraiser for HimBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:25am
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Jonah Hill Is Getting Married Before YouBy Lauren EvansSeptember 5, 2019 | 12:05am - Steve King Bravely Drinks From a ToiletBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 4, 2019 | 11:20pm
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Neighbor, Can You Spare a Gun?By Ashley ReeseSeptember 4, 2019 | 10:00pm - This British Politician Yelling BE A GOOD BOY Officially Broke My BrainBy Molly OsbergSeptember 4, 2019 | 9:19pm
- 'Content Farm' Fires Workers After They Ask Where Their Meager Paychecks AreBy Paul BlestSeptember 4, 2019 | 8:55pm
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Can I Live???By Esther WangSeptember 4, 2019 | 8:50pm - Conservative Scammer Jacob Wohl Has an Arrest Warrant Out for Being a Massive IdiotBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 4, 2019 | 8:07pm
- Starbucks: Sell Me the Venti Jet Fuel Coffee, You Absolute CowardsBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 4, 2019 | 7:21pm
- White House Seemingly Doctored Graphic to Make Trump's Hurricane Dorian Error Seem TrueBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 4, 2019 | 6:56pm
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You Can Never Have Too Many HangersBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdSeptember 4, 2019 | 6:55pm - Ilhan Omar Finds Actual Good Use for 'Thoughts and Prayers'By Molly OsbergSeptember 4, 2019 | 6:22pm
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Crazy Rich Asians Co-Writer Left Sequel After Learning White Male Colleague Earned Around 10 Times Her SalaryBy Maria ShermanSeptember 4, 2019 | 6:00pm - Bernie/Screaming Baby 2020By Samantha GrassoSeptember 4, 2019 | 5:35pm
- I Am Hyperventilating Over This Insane Bernie Sanders-Meghan McCain ExchangeBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 4, 2019 | 5:10pm
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This Week In Tabloids: Princess Beatrice's Wedding Plans Foiled by Allegations Against Prince AndrewBy Joan SummersSeptember 4, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Murder Trial Begins for Young Woman Who Says She Experienced a Stillbirth and Buried the RemainsBy Esther WangSeptember 4, 2019 | 4:30pm -
Scarlett Johansson, Back at It AgainBy Rich JuzwiakSeptember 4, 2019 | 4:15pm -
I'm the RhodaBy Emily AlfordSeptember 4, 2019 | 4:00pm - Dan Crenshaw and AOC Are Feuding After He Tweeted About Lending His Friends GunsBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:57pm
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The Founder of One of America's Largest Conversion Therapy Programs Now Says He's Gay—And SorryBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:45pm -
Marianne Williamson Tweets and Deletes a Message Encouraging 'Prayer, Meditation, Visualization' to 'Turn Away' Hurricane DorianBy Anna MerlanSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:25pm -
Hallmark Posts Its Star-Studded Christmas Movie Lineup, All of Which I Will WatchBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:15pm - Marianne Williamson's Attempt at a Hurricane Dorian Tweet Goes Terribly WrongBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:12pm
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Talking Shit and Saving the BirdsBy Ellie ShechetSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:00pm - Fox News Guest Blames Mass Shootings on Teaching Evolution in SchoolsBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:43pm
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I Cannot Look Away From This Intense New YouTube 'Couple'By Maria ShermanSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:34pm - This Is What Blatant Corruption Looks LikeBy Paul BlestSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:19pm
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Jennifer Aniston Isn't Fine—She's Thriving!By Joan SummersSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:12pm - Judge Orders White House Reinstate Press Pass of Reporter Who Feuded With Sebastian GorkaBy Molly OsbergSeptember 4, 2019 | 1:57pm
- Boris Johnson Had a Horrible MorningBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 4, 2019 | 1:35pm
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Emily Doe at the Center of Stanford Sexual Assault Case Reveals Her IdentityBy Hazel CillsSeptember 4, 2019 | 12:54pm - Team Pence Tries and Miserably Fails to Clean Up His Irish ShitshowBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 4, 2019 | 12:51pm
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At Last, Ryan Murphy Is Developing a Chorus Line Series for NetflixBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 4, 2019 | 12:33pm - Pentagon Approves Enormous Chunk of Cash for Trump's Border WallBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 4, 2019 | 12:25pm
- Judge Reportedly Tells Arrested Straight Pride Protesters: 'Stay Out of Boston'By Naomi LaChanceSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:25am
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Stop This Right NowBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:55am -
Dancers Say Jeffrey Epstein Would Recruit Them From NYC Studios to Give Him 'Erotic Massages'By Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:00am - United Auto Workers Authorize a StrikeBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 4, 2019 | 1:10am