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This Is What You Should Eat for Lunch Based on Who You Think Won the DebatesBy Esther WangJune 28, 2019 | 12:45pm - Conditions for Children Detained at the Border are Still HorrificBy Sophie WeinerJune 28, 2019 | 12:09pm
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Joe Biden Could Barely Look at Kamala HarrisBy Ashley ReeseJune 28, 2019 | 3:25am - Let's Listen To Bernie Sanders Pronounce 'Healthcare'By Lisa FischerJune 28, 2019 | 3:00am
- Joe Biden's Campaign Pretends That Everything's FineBy Rafi SchwartzJune 28, 2019 | 2:54am
- Pete Buttigieg Fumbles Through Answer About South Bend ShootingBy Molly OsbergJune 28, 2019 | 2:43am
- Kamala Harris Leaves a Steaming Pile of Rubble Where Joe Biden Used to BeBy Nick MartinJune 28, 2019 | 2:27am
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Marianne Williamson Went Full Goop at the Democratic DebateBy Esther WangJune 28, 2019 | 2:24am - Bernie Sanders Flames Insurance Companies, Tosses Michael Bennet on the Grill for the Hell of ItBy Nick MartinJune 28, 2019 | 2:10am
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Parents of Murdered College Student Sue University of Utah for $56 MillionBy Emily AlfordJune 28, 2019 | 2:00am - Correct AnswerBy Samantha GrassoJune 28, 2019 | 1:58am
- The Second Democratic Debate Has Already Turned Into a Complete MessBy Rafi SchwartzJune 28, 2019 | 1:37am
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Fans Saved One Day at a TimeBy Emily AlfordJune 28, 2019 | 1:00am -
So We're Back Here Again, I Guess: A Democratic Debate Open ThreadBy Katie McDonoughJune 28, 2019 | 12:55am - We Feel Dead Inside: Splinter's 2020 Democratic Debate Live Blog (Night 2!)By SplinterJune 28, 2019 | 12:50am
- Terrible Congressman Matt Gaetz Will Press Charges Against the Woman Who Milkshaked HimBy Sophie WeinerJune 28, 2019 | 12:00am
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Richard Dreyfuss Says 'Irish Drunken Bully' Bill Murray Threw an Ashtray at HimBy Emily AlfordJune 28, 2019 | 12:00am - Nancy Pelosi Agrees to Fund More Concentration CampsBy Sophie WeinerJune 27, 2019 | 11:15pm
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Get Ready for More Republican RuleBy Esther WangJune 27, 2019 | 10:00pm - Here We Go AgainBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 27, 2019 | 9:45pm
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Celery Juice Makes a Mockery of CeleryBy Frida GarzaJune 27, 2019 | 9:00pm -
Jezebel Investigates: When Did Jake Gyllenhaal Start Wearing a Tiny Gold Chain?By Maria ShermanJune 27, 2019 | 8:28pm -
There Is Only One Thing to Watch on YouTube This Summer, and It's Mr. KateBy Maria ShermanJune 27, 2019 | 8:00pm - Trump Throws Temper Tantrum Over Supreme Court Decision, Threatens to Delay CensusBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 27, 2019 | 7:35pm
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A Magazine for Rich People Asks Penélope Cruz If MeToo Has Killed ComplimentsBy Joan SummersJune 27, 2019 | 7:05pm - New Mexico Dems Are Fighting to Protect Sacred Tribal Land From DrillingBy Nick MartinJune 27, 2019 | 6:16pm
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Nylon Sold to Bustle Digital GroupBy Frida GarzaJune 27, 2019 | 6:10pm - Nancy Pelosi Had a Good Opinion For a ChangeBy Samantha GrassoJune 27, 2019 | 5:59pm
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Nancy Pelosi Says She Hasn't 'Spent Any Time' Thinking About the Most Recent Rape Allegation Against the PresidentBy Frida GarzaJune 27, 2019 | 5:45pm - Twitter Comes Up With a Very Weird Solution to the Problem Of Trump's TweetsBy Rafi SchwartzJune 27, 2019 | 5:39pm
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E. Jean Carroll Has 'No Expectations' That Her Story Will Change AnythingBy Esther WangJune 27, 2019 | 5:30pm - Julián Castro Go to Sleep Man What the HellBy Molly OsbergJune 27, 2019 | 5:19pm
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Adam Scott and Mitch McConnell Are in a Fight Involving Parks and Recreation GIFs and the Confederate FlagBy Ashley ReeseJune 27, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Pack the Fucking CourtBy Paul BlestJune 27, 2019 | 4:39pm - Allow This Man Who Lives Every Day as a Regency Dandy to Inspire Your Wildest Clothing ChoicesBy Kelly FairclothJune 27, 2019 | 4:30pm
- Let Them Wear T-Shirts For the Love Of GodBy Molly OsbergJune 27, 2019 | 4:21pm
- Supreme Court Punts on One of the Most Important Tribal Land Cases EverBy Nick MartinJune 27, 2019 | 4:01pm
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Is This Shoe OK? The $830 Yeezy Plastic Flip-Flop HeelBy Maria ShermanJune 27, 2019 | 4:00pm - Democratic Candidates Are Desperate to Show You How Woke They AreBy Samantha GrassoJune 27, 2019 | 3:45pm
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Would You Live on an Island With No Clocks?By Frida GarzaJune 27, 2019 | 3:30pm - The Republican Party's Future Is White and RacistBy Hamilton NolanJune 27, 2019 | 3:27pm
- Supreme Court Hands Trump a Stinging Defeat on the Census—for NowBy Rafi SchwartzJune 27, 2019 | 3:08pm
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Amazon's Facial Analysis Program Is Building A Dystopic Future For Trans And Nonbinary PeopleBy Anna MerlanJune 27, 2019 | 3:00pm - The Supreme Court Backs White Minority Rule for Generations to ComeBy Rafi SchwartzJune 27, 2019 | 2:31pm
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Your New Call the Midwife Is This New Series About a Country VetBy Kelly FairclothJune 27, 2019 | 2:30pm -
Another Fertility Doctor Allegedly Used His Own Sperm to Impregnate 11 Women Without Their KnowledgeBy Frida GarzaJune 27, 2019 | 2:15pm -
Tyra Banks Expands Her Empire With 'Smize Cream'By Joan SummersJune 27, 2019 | 2:00pm -
Women Can Do Anything, Including Release a Boring Charlie's Angels Remake TrailerBy Maria ShermanJune 27, 2019 | 1:50pm - The Humiliating Downfall of Beto O'RourkeBy Paul BlestJune 27, 2019 | 1:27pm
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USC Gynecologist Accused of Abusing Patients Charged With Multiple FeloniesBy Hazel CillsJune 27, 2019 | 1:15pm - E. Jean Carroll's Friends Come Forward to Corroborate Trump Assault ClaimBy Rafi SchwartzJune 27, 2019 | 1:10pm
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Harvey Weinstein Threatens the New York Times In Leaked AudioBy Lauren EvansJune 27, 2019 | 12:55pm - Chuck SuckedBy Molly OsbergJune 27, 2019 | 12:54pm
- Oh, RosieBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 27, 2019 | 12:10pm
- Boston Approves All But Certain Straight Pride RiotBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 27, 2019 | 3:35am
- Beto O'Rourke: We Must Impeach Trump Because of a Painting I Saw One TimeBy Molly OsbergJune 27, 2019 | 3:12am
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It Was Elizabeth Warren's NightBy Ashley ReeseJune 27, 2019 | 3:10am - This Was the Absolute Stupidest Moment of Tonight's DebateBy Rafi SchwartzJune 27, 2019 | 3:02am
- I've Decided I'm Going to Get Really Into John DelaneyBy Katie McDonoughJune 27, 2019 | 2:46am
- Season 3 of Jersey Shore Family Vacation Features Horses and DivorcesBy Lauren EvansJune 27, 2019 | 2:30am
- Beto O'Rourke Just Got Completely DemolishedBy Paul BlestJune 27, 2019 | 2:29am
- Hello? Hello? Huh? What? Can You Hear Me? What? WHAT? MY MIC ISN'T WORKING? WHAT??By Samantha GrassoJune 27, 2019 | 2:18am
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How You Doing? (¡Cómo Estás!): A Democratic Debate Open ThreadBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJune 27, 2019 | 2:18am -
Julián Castro Gets Abortion RightBy Esther WangJune 27, 2019 | 2:07am - Trump Offers Deeply Insightful Commentary on Democratic DebateBy Rafi SchwartzJune 27, 2019 | 2:03am
- Elizabeth Warren Gives Her Best Answer Ever On Medicare for AllBy Molly OsbergJune 27, 2019 | 1:55am
- This Is Cory Booker's Face When You Answer Your Question in Spanish But He Wanted to Answer His Question in SpanishBy Katie McDonoughJune 27, 2019 | 1:46am
- Jacob Wohl Volunteers As TributeBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 27, 2019 | 1:40am
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Pregnant Woman Indicted For Baby's Death After Being ShotBy Lauren EvansJune 27, 2019 | 1:30am - Beto O'NooooooooooooooooooooooooBy Samantha GrassoJune 27, 2019 | 1:28am
- Warren Gives a Good Answer to a Really Dumb QuestionBy Rafi SchwartzJune 27, 2019 | 1:21am
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Quick, Name Everyone on Stage (No Cheating)By Esther WangJune 27, 2019 | 1:04am - The One With Elizabeth Warren: Splinter's 2020 Democratic Debate Live BlogBy SplinterJune 27, 2019 | 12:50am
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Prince William Would Worry About the 'Barriers' His Kids Would Face If They Were GayBy Lauren EvansJune 27, 2019 | 12:00am - Coward Republicans in the Oregon State Senate Are Still Hiding From State Police After Killing Climate BillBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 26, 2019 | 11:55pm
- It's the Democrats' Fault That Migrants Are Dying, Trump SaysBy Lauren EvansJune 26, 2019 | 9:35pm
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Jezebel Is Quantifiably Better Than the Terrible and Now-Defunct NRA-TVBy Katie McDonoughJune 26, 2019 | 9:30pm -
Britney Spears’s Dad Is Allegedly Suing a Blogger Over the #FreeBritney ConspiracyBy Maria ShermanJune 26, 2019 | 8:42pm - Wayfair CEOs Donate $100,000 to Red Cross As Hundreds Protest Migrant Detention ContractBy Lauren EvansJune 26, 2019 | 7:20pm
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It's Not Love, It's Red-EyeBy Megan ReynoldsJune 26, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Which Inmates Will Get a Happy Ending in Orange Is The New Black's Final Season?By Clover HopeJune 26, 2019 | 6:45pm -
This Soft Bear Enjoying An Ice Cake with Frozen Fruit Reminds Me of Harry StylesBy Maria ShermanJune 26, 2019 | 6:30pm -
I Guess I'm Supposed to Feel Empowered by the Pubic Hair in This Razor AdBy Frida GarzaJune 26, 2019 | 6:00pm - Google Employees Don't Want Their Company Anywhere Near PrideBy Samantha GrassoJune 26, 2019 | 5:53pm
- Sure Seems Like Trump Just Joked About How Awesome John McCain's Death WasBy Rafi SchwartzJune 26, 2019 | 5:28pm
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Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul's Possibly Fake EngagementBy Maria ShermanJune 26, 2019 | 5:15pm - What to Watch for in the First Democratic DebatesBy Paul BlestJune 26, 2019 | 5:00pm
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This Week In Tabloids: Reese Witherspoon's Standard Outfit Could Pay My Rent For Years!By Joan SummersJune 26, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Washing Machine Cat Is a True SurvivorBy Megan ReynoldsJune 26, 2019 | 4:30pm -
We Asked Women Bodybuilders About Donald Trump Jr.'s Posture and Mysterious 'Phantom Lats'By Ashley ReeseJune 26, 2019 | 4:00pm - Just Asking: Can We Hold William Barr in Contempt For Playing the Bagpipes?By Molly OsbergJune 26, 2019 | 3:40pm
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Highlights Magazine Denounces Family SeparationBy Kelly FairclothJune 26, 2019 | 3:30pm - The Legal System Is a Financial MarketBy Hamilton NolanJune 26, 2019 | 3:19pm
- Donald Trump Tweets Angry, Racist Rant at Wrong Megan Rapinoe AccountBy Nick MartinJune 26, 2019 | 3:00pm
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The Rise of Tiffany CabánBy Esther WangJune 26, 2019 | 3:00pm - Remember the Time Steve Doocy Tried to Roast A Marshmallow With His Gotdang Hand?By Nick MartinJune 26, 2019 | 2:37pm
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Head of Instagram Says It's 'Dumb Luck' That It's Serving You Disturbingly Accurate AdsBy Hazel CillsJune 26, 2019 | 2:30pm - The New MachineBy Paul BlestJune 26, 2019 | 2:12pm
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What Really Happened Between Kylie Jenner and Alex Rodriguez at the Met Gala?By Joan SummersJune 26, 2019 | 2:02pm - Trump Brain Status: CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?By Rafi SchwartzJune 26, 2019 | 1:39pm
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Megan Rapinoe Is Not Going to the 'Fucking White House'By Frida GarzaJune 26, 2019 | 1:36pm - LMAO the NRA Had to Shut Down Its Deranged Propaganda NetworkBy Molly OsbergJune 26, 2019 | 1:18pm
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Hey, Someone Spit on Eric Trump!By Esther WangJune 26, 2019 | 1:15pm - There Goes My Hero (Restaurant Worker Who Spit on Eric Trump)By Samantha GrassoJune 26, 2019 | 1:00pm
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Girls Trips, Book Clubs, and Bachelorettes: What Makes a Women's Ensemble Comedy Great?By Hazel CillsJune 26, 2019 | 12:50pm -
So It Turns Out Robert Mueller Is Going to Testify After AllBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 26, 2019 | 12:25pm - Judge Allows Dems' Emoluments Case Against Trump to Go ForwardBy Sophie WeinerJune 26, 2019 | 12:21pm
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The Story of the Demise of Oregon's Climate Change Bill Is Real WildBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 26, 2019 | 3:35am