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- Here's Kanye West's Freestyle Rant to Remind You That He's Actually a Super Talented RapperBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 2, 2013 | 5:34pm
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- Kick Off Your Year With This New Azealia Banks Track Because That's How Bad Bitches Do ItBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 2, 2013 | 3:30pm
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- Here's Kathy Griffin Trying to Kiss Anderson Cooper on the DongBy Lindy WestJanuary 2, 2013 | 1:00am
- Meet the Very First Babies of 2013! (Maybe! In Their Specific Time Zone!)By Lindy WestJanuary 1, 2013 | 11:30pm
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- Sandy Hook Community Prepares to Go Back to School on ThursdayBy Lindy WestJanuary 1, 2013 | 9:00pm
- Blind Dog Gets Seeing-Eye Cat, Because the World Is Just and Beautiful After AllBy Lindy WestJanuary 1, 2013 | 8:00pm
- Show and Tell! What Would Your Ideal 2013 Look Like?By Lindy WestJanuary 1, 2013 | 7:00pm
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- It's a New Year! How's Your Head?By Lindy WestJanuary 1, 2013 | 3:00pm
- More Women Are Binge Drinkers, MaybeBy Katie J.M. BakerJanuary 1, 2013 | 2:00am
- Let’s All Pee in the Face of the Dreaded New Year’s Day Hangover by Getting Super WastedBy Doug BarryJanuary 1, 2013 | 1:30am
- R.I.P. Whitney, Phyllis, Nora, and Etta—We Lost Some Treasures in 2012By Lindy WestJanuary 1, 2013 | 1:00am
- From Hangover Food to Hoppin John: Share Your New Years RecipesBy Laura BeckJanuary 1, 2013 | 1:00am
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- Sunday Sing-Off: It's Britney's Birthday, Bitch!By Doug BarryDecember 2, 2012 | 11:30pm
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- Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Really Patient German Shepherd Foster MomBy Doug BarryDecember 2, 2012 | 9:00pm
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- Dolce and Gabbana Are in Some Serious Trouble for Alleged Tax EvasionBy Doug BarryDecember 2, 2012 | 7:30pm
- Entering a Beauty Pageant Is Becoming Unreasonably ExpensiveBy Doug BarryDecember 2, 2012 | 7:00pm
- By Doug BarryDecember 2, 2012 | 6:45pm
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- The 32 Biggest WTFs About the '32 Things Every Man Should Do'By Lindy WestDecember 2, 2012 | 4:00pm
- Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, Bette MidlerBy Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 11:30pm
- Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, Bette MidlerBy Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 11:30pm
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- Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Is Sorry She Said That French Women Don't Need Feminism AnymoreBy Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 8:45pm
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- Internet Assholes Troll Bay Area Poet By Putting Up Her Video, Titling It ‘Big Girl Does Poem On Dick!'By Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 8:15pm
- Internet Assholes Troll Bay Area Poet By Putting Up Her Video, Titling It ‘Big Girl Does Poem On Dick!'By Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 8:15pm
- Celebrate Good Thighmes, Come OnBy Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 7:30pm
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- Senate Passes Amendment Barring Sex Offenders From the MilitaryBy Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 6:00pm
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- Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right Before She Punched HerBy Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 4:30pm
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- Miley Cyrus Might Become the New Half-Man on Two and a Half MenBy Lindy WestDecember 1, 2012 | 1:15am
- Carrie Underwood Will Play Maria in The Sound of Music: The Stages of GriefBy Madeleine DaviesDecember 1, 2012 | 12:45am
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- Hilary Duff Quotes the Best Song EverBy Madeleine DaviesDecember 1, 2012 | 12:30am
- Hilary Duff Quotes the Best Song EverBy Madeleine DaviesDecember 1, 2012 | 12:30am
- The Night Belongs to Cherie CurrieBy Katie J.M. BakerDecember 1, 2012 | 12:15am
- The Night Belongs to Cherie CurrieBy Katie J.M. BakerDecember 1, 2012 | 12:15am
- Crisis Pregnancy Centers Makes Parents Study the Bible to Receive Baby SuppliesBy Katie J.M. BakerDecember 1, 2012 | 12:00am
- Crisis Pregnancy Centers Makes Parents Study the Bible to Receive Baby SuppliesBy Katie J.M. BakerDecember 1, 2012 | 12:00am
- Fed Up with Sexist Trolls, Female Comic Goes Silent Until Good Guys Speak UpBy Hugo SchwyzerNovember 30, 2012 | 11:40pm
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- TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!By Dodai StewartNovember 30, 2012 | 10:40pm
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