- Justin Bieber Gets His High School Diploma; in Other News, You Are a Dillion Years OldBy Lindy WestJuly 3, 2012 | 12:45am
- Comment of the Day: Toast Is the Ultimate AphrodisiacBy Cassie MurdochJuly 3, 2012 | 12:00am
- 'Wait,' Says Twitter; 'Anderson Cooper Is Gay? Like Gay Gay?'By Madeleine DaviesJuly 2, 2012 | 11:40pm
- How to Dress for Extreme WeatherBy Erin Gloria RyanJuly 2, 2012 | 11:00pm
- The Newsroom: Recaps from an Uninformed Internet GirlBy Madeleine DaviesJuly 2, 2012 | 10:40pm
- Pork Industry Booklet Will Teach Silly Ladies All About Grilling Pork... Sexily!By Erin Gloria RyanJuly 2, 2012 | 10:20pm
- Try to Be a Little More Zen About Spending Money on Important ThingsBy Katie J.M. BakerJuly 2, 2012 | 10:00pm
- Beasts of the Southern Wild Might Be the Best Movie of the YearBy Dodai StewartJuly 2, 2012 | 9:30pm
- Raf Simons Just Presented His First Dior Couture CollectionBy Jenna SauersJuly 2, 2012 | 9:00pm
- Downton Abbey Incites Vintage Clothing ManiaBy Dodai StewartJuly 2, 2012 | 8:30pm
- The Nine Ways to Most Effectively ProcrastinateBy Lindy WestJuly 2, 2012 | 8:10pm
- Delightful Olympic Gymnast Gabby Douglas Will Teach You How to DougieBy Jessica CoenJuly 2, 2012 | 7:50pm
- 'Magic Mike,' Junk in the Face and the Female GazeBy Dodai StewartJuly 2, 2012 | 7:30pm
- 36 Terrible Sex Tips for MenBy Ben ReiningaJuly 2, 2012 | 7:05pm
- A Bloody and Nostalgic Look Back on the Early Days of Female Pro WrestlingBy Madeleine DaviesJuly 2, 2012 | 6:45pm
- Willow Smith Declares 'I Am Me' in New Video, as If We Could Ask for Anything MoreBy Madeleine DaviesJuly 2, 2012 | 6:25pm
- Worth It: Not Having a Driver's LicenseBy Erin Gloria RyanJuly 2, 2012 | 6:05pm
- Donatella Versace Says Feminism Is DeadBy Jenna SauersJuly 2, 2012 | 5:45pm
- Romney Blatantly Lies About Investment in Aborted Fetus Disposal FirmBy Katie J.M. BakerJuly 2, 2012 | 5:20pm
- New Facebook Icons Let the World Know When You Get Gay MarriedBy Erin Gloria RyanJuly 2, 2012 | 5:00pm
- Shocking Study Finds Women Still Want to Have Sex After They Have BabiesBy Cassie MurdochJuly 2, 2012 | 4:25pm
- Anderson Cooper Comes Out: 'The Fact Is, I'm Gay'By Lindy WestJuly 2, 2012 | 4:00pm
- College Girls Are Reading Seventeen MagazineBy Katie J.M. BakerJuly 2, 2012 | 3:50pm
- The Classy, Ass-tastic, and Tacky Fashions of the BET AwardsBy Dodai StewartJuly 2, 2012 | 3:30pm
- Hey Ladies: Was Your Sweet, Sweet Chocolate the Product of Child Labor? Possibly!By Madeleine DaviesJuly 2, 2012 | 3:10pm
- How Sending Female Athletes to the Olympics May Be Bad for Saudi WomenBy Erin Gloria RyanJuly 2, 2012 | 2:50pm
- Federal Judge Keeps Mississippi’s Lone Abortion Clinic Open for NowBy Cassie MurdochJuly 2, 2012 | 2:25pm
- This Is What Vaginal Odor Looks Like, and It's Not PrettyBy Cassie MurdochJuly 2, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Chinese Woman Falls Victim to Terrible Face-Eating TrendBy Cassie MurdochJuly 2, 2012 | 1:30pm
- Beyoncé And Kim Kardashian May Not Be As Close As We Thought, Which Was Not That CloseBy Anna BreslawJuly 2, 2012 | 1:00pm
- Is Katie Holmes Being Stalked by Scientologists?By Cassie MurdochJuly 2, 2012 | 3:55am
- Hilarious Polar Bear Pillow Pets You on the Head to Keep You From SnoringBy Cassie MurdochJuly 2, 2012 | 3:15am
- Tina Fey Has No Idea What She's Doing at Alec Baldwin's WeddingBy Cassie MurdochJuly 2, 2012 | 2:30am
- Gang Member Arrested in Murder of 7-Year-Old Chicago Girl Killed While Selling CandyBy Cassie MurdochJuly 2, 2012 | 1:45am
- Oh, Terrific: Land Hurricanes Are a Thing NowBy Cassie MurdochJuly 2, 2012 | 12:55am
- Ann Curry Flees to California as NBC Says She's Out Because Her Best Wasn't Good EnoughBy Cassie MurdochJuly 2, 2012 | 12:00am
- Sunday Night Open Thread: And Now, Miss Josephine PotterBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 10:30pm
- Joan Dunlop, Women's Health Advocate, Passes Away At 78By Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 10:00pm
- Baby And Pug Pull A Lady And The TrampBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 9:00pm
- Woman Celebrating Four Years Cancer-Free Also Survives Freak Tree AccidentBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 8:30pm
- Transgendered Against Me! Singer Laura Jane Grace Wanted To Be Mia Farrow In Rosemary's BabyBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 8:00pm
- These Are A Few Of My Favorite ThighsBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 7:30pm
- Matt Damon Weirdly Predicted Magic Mike Back In 2009 (Plus a Shirtless Matthew McConaughey Supercut)By Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 6:30pm
- Iraqi Brides Continue To Undergo Court-Ordered Virginity TestingBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 6:00pm
- Oh, Hey, That Law That Will Probably End Up Closing Down The Only Mississippi Abortion Clinic Takes Effect TodayBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 5:30pm
- Elizabeth Banks Gets Some Sugar From Cameron DiazBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 5:00pm
- Girls Sound "More Aggressive" On Social MediaBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Adele Deserves This Canine Cover More Than AnyoneBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 4:00pm
- Alec Baldwin Weds Hilaria Thomas Without Further IncidentBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 3:30pm
- Tiny Little Monkey Returned Safely To Zoo After He Was StolenBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 11:30pm
- For Auld Lang Thigh-neBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 10:45pm
- Michele Bachmann Hides In Her Car, Afraid Obama's Occupier Army Will Attack Her With FactsBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 9:45pm
- Siri Goes Rogue, Tells A 12-Year-Old Boy To 'Shut The Fuck Up'By Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 8:45pm
- Polar Bears Got Nothing On These LadiesBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 7:55pm
- Kathy Griffin Strips Down To Her Underwear, Gives Anderson Cooper A Giggle FitBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 6:55pm
- How Badly Is Your Head Throbbing Right Now?By Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 5:55pm
- Lady Gaga Kissing Mayor Bloomberg Is The Most Awkward Thing of 2012 So FarBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 4:55pm
- Ryan Gosling Spends New Year's Eve With Eva Mendes, Ruins Our Hopes Of Marrying Him In 2012By Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 4:00pm
- Saturday Night SocialBy Lane MooreJanuary 1, 2012 | 12:00am
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- What New Year's Resolutions Will You Make (And Then Possibly Break Immediately) This Year?By Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 11:05pm
- Hollywood Arsonist Keeps Setting Shit On Fire, May Also Seriously Hate Jim MorrisonBy Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 10:00pm
- Donald Duck Is Clearly A Big Fan Of Arrested DevelopmentBy Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 9:15pm
- Surprise, Surprise, Mitt Romney's Son Is A BirtherBy Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 8:05pm
- More Like Woodwind Allen, Am I Right?By Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 6:35pm
- Roger Ebert Hates Going To The Movies For The Same Reasons You DoBy Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 5:05pm
- Katy Perry Says Her Marriage Has Been Over For A Long Time, Was Glad Russell Brand Filed For DivorceBy Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 4:15pm
- Jennifer Hudson Says A Phone Call From Her Fiancé Saved Her LifeBy Cassie MurdochDecember 31, 2011 | 1:00am
- The Night Belongs To Patti SmithBy Anna NorthDecember 31, 2011 | 12:30am
- Holy Vibrators Make Sex A Religious ExperienceBy Cassie MurdochDecember 31, 2011 | 12:00am
- This Child Loves His iPod Touch More Than You Will Ever Love AnythingBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 11:30pm
- 'Colorful Hearts' Teddy Bear Recalled For Being Scary As HellBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 11:15pm
- Time To Pump IronBy Dana ZemackDecember 30, 2011 | 11:00pm
- Was 2011 A Joke?By Dodai StewartDecember 30, 2011 | 10:30pm
- Republicans Want You To Know That They Were Once Very, Very PoorBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 10:15pm
- Indiana's First Black Female Mayor Elected To Lead America's Grimmest CityBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 10:00pm
- Woman Gets Her Engagement Ring Back 36 Years After It Fell Into A ToiletBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 9:30pm
- Is Tech CEO Mark Hurd A Wannabe Pickup Artist?By Anna NorthDecember 30, 2011 | 9:00pm
- Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In NewsBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 8:30pm
- Say Goodbye To 'Baby Bump' And 'Man Cave'By Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 8:00pm
- Russell Brand Files For Divorce From Katy Perry; Everybody Freak The Fuck OutBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 7:46pm
- Women Who Drink Wine Every Day Say They Have Better SexBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 7:30pm
- Going To A New Year's Eve Party? We've Got Makeup Tips From A Drag QueenBy Dodai StewartDecember 30, 2011 | 7:00pm
- Let's Make Fun of Republicans' HousesBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 6:30pm
- Alessandra Ambrosio Didn't Tell Victoria's Secret She Was Pregnant Until After The ShowBy Jenna SauersDecember 30, 2011 | 6:00pm
- Maryland Doctors Charged With Murder For Late-Term AbortionsBy Anna NorthDecember 30, 2011 | 5:10pm
- Snooki: Little Red Corvette LeatheretteBy Dodai StewartDecember 30, 2011 | 4:45pm
- The Year Love Died: 2011’s Most Crushing Celebrity Break-UpsBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 4:10pm
- Rooney Mara's Nipple Piercing Was Strategically PlacedBy Dodai StewartDecember 30, 2011 | 3:45pm
- Airplanes: The Best Way To Travel If You Don't Want To DieBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 3:10pm
- Michele Bachmann Thinks The Entire Internet Is Against HerBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 2:30pm
- Rihanna & Chris Brown Send Each Other Not-So Secret Love TweetsBy Luke MaloneDecember 30, 2011 | 2:00pm
- Couple Welcomes 100th Grandchild, Offers Terrifying Glimpse Into A Duggar-Filled FutureBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 4:55am
- Fox News Apologizes To Jews After Insinuating They Killed JesusBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 3:45am
- Watch As Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel Try To Kill You With CutenessBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 2:45am
- Comment Of The Day: Michele Bachmann Gets Dissed Twice In One DayBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 1:30am
- Kelly Clarkson Endorses Ron Paul For President, Accidentally Enrages Her FansBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 1:00am
- Couples React to Declining Marriage Rate By Getting Engaged En MasseBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 12:30am
- Officials Raid Turkey Semen Farm To Investigate Animal CrueltyBy Anna NorthDecember 30, 2011 | 12:00am
- Today Is The Day When Everyone Makes BabiesBy Cassie MurdochDecember 29, 2011 | 11:30pm
- Dov Charney Clings To Relevance, But For How Much Longer?By Jenna SauersDecember 29, 2011 | 11:00pm
- Columbus Totally Gave Everyone SyphilisBy Anna NorthDecember 29, 2011 | 10:35pm
- Teenage Girl's Oral Sex History Apparently Relevant To Her Alleged Rapist's TrialBy Anna NorthDecember 29, 2011 | 10:15pm
- Who Is Penelope Trunk?By Anna NorthDecember 29, 2011 | 9:50pm
- Woman Who Forced Underage Girls Into Prostitution Given Gentle One Year SentenceBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 29, 2011 | 9:25pm
- The Year in DicksBy Anna NorthDecember 29, 2011 | 9:00pm
- Concerned Voter Wants to Know if Newt Gingrich will Legalize PolygamyBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 29, 2011 | 8:35pm
- After 77 Years Of Wedded Bliss, 99-Year-Old Husband Files For DivorceBy Cassie MurdochDecember 29, 2011 | 7:45pm