- Suspected Virginia Butt-Slasher Flees to PeruBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 29, 2011 | 7:20pm
- The Right Way to Talk to Young Girls About BeautyBy Hugo SchwyzerDecember 29, 2011 | 6:50pm
- Another Victoria's Secret Model Allegedly Pregnant On The Catwalk: Lily AldridgeBy Jenna SauersDecember 29, 2011 | 6:30pm
- Obesity Could Make The Brain Big, TooBy Anna NorthDecember 29, 2011 | 6:00pm
- To Prevent Hangovers, Stop DrinkingBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 5:00pm
- The 'Cruelty-Free' Part Of Your Cosmetics Is MeaninglessBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 4:30pm
- NASCAR Driver Apologizes To All the Bitches Who Don't Think Breastfeeding is 'Nasty'By Erin Gloria RyanDecember 29, 2011 | 4:00pm
- Town Terrorized By Weed-Toting Gossip Girl Star Named America's Safest CityBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 3:30pm
- Michele Bachmann's Iowa Chair Flees, Seeks Solace With Ron PaulBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 3:00pm
- Obama & Clinton Beat Out Kardashians As America's Most Admired PeopleBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 2:30pm
- Drama Addict Ashton Kutcher Shows Off Rumored New GirlfriendBy Luke MaloneDecember 29, 2011 | 2:00pm
- Even Adopting A Cat Can Be Hazardous To Your HealthBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 4:40am
- Abortions To Save Woman's Life Will Be Permitted In Imaginary Perry PresidencyBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 4:18am
- Rachel Uchitel Mocked For Average-Priced 'Nipple Suckers' On Baby RegistryBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 3:24am
- Saudi Women Allowed To Vote Without Male Permission, Can't Do Much ElseBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 2:42am
- Comment Of The Day: Call Off The Election, We're Having A Reality Show InsteadBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 1:30am
- Bradley Cooper & Zoe Saldana Are 'Totally Dating'By Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 12:57am
- Did Rihanna Steal The Concept For Her New Video?By Jenna SauersDecember 29, 2011 | 12:30am
- Cruise Recreating The Titanic's Disastrous Voyage Is A Terrible IdeaBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 29, 2011 | 12:00am
- Survey Reveals Ladies Take Fucking Forever To Feel Good About ThemselvesBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 28, 2011 | 11:30pm
- Michele Bachmann Wants You To Know She Hates Gays the MostBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 28, 2011 | 11:15pm
- Everyone Secretly Loves Drunken Online ShoppingBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 28, 2011 | 11:00pm
- Hugo Chavez Subtly Suggests That The U.S. Government Is Shooting World Leaders Full Of CancerBy Cassie MurdochDecember 28, 2011 | 10:45pm
- 13 Fantastic Female Comics Creators Of 2011By Kelly ThompsonDecember 28, 2011 | 10:30pm
- Scary New Machine Scans Your Face And Decides Whether To Give You A TreatBy Cassie MurdochDecember 28, 2011 | 10:00pm
- Tarzan's Chimp Friend Dies At 80By Anna NorthDecember 28, 2011 | 9:35pm
- Search For Civil War Artifacts Turns Up Soldier's Sad ValentineBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 9:10pm
- Vote For Jezebel's Woman Of The YearBy Anna NorthDecember 28, 2011 | 8:45pm
- Sensitive Kids May Grow Into OCD AdultsBy Cassie MurdochDecember 28, 2011 | 8:20pm
- Watch Elvis The Crocodile Flex His MightBy Anna NorthDecember 28, 2011 | 7:55pm
- Unable To Find 12 Women Of The Year, BBC Crowns Panda InsteadBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 28, 2011 | 7:30pm
- Alessandra Ambrosio Is Pregnant (And Walked The Victoria's Secret Show Anyhow)By Jenna SauersDecember 28, 2011 | 7:05pm
- The Year In Workplace Discrimination, Harassment, And General FuckeryBy Doug BarryDecember 28, 2011 | 6:40pm
- New Yorkers Winning The Race For ImmortalityBy Anna NorthDecember 28, 2011 | 6:00pm
- Michele Bachmann, Snooki Named Least Scientifically Competent CelebritiesBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 5:35pm
- The Duggars' Video Message To Their Miscarried Child Is For You Too, FolksBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 5:10pm
- 5 Drink Recipes That Will Ensure a Happy New YearBy G/O Media StudiosDecember 28, 2011 | 4:59pm
- Your Morning Cry: Single Mom Found Dead With A List Of Dreams In Her PocketBy Cassie MurdochDecember 28, 2011 | 4:45pm
- Mitt Romney Is Running For America's Embarrassing DadBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 28, 2011 | 4:25pm
- Watch A Terrifying Mob Of Shoe-Crazed Women Lose Their Shit At SaksBy Cassie MurdochDecember 28, 2011 | 3:55pm
- Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner Diagnosed With CancerBy Jessica CoenDecember 28, 2011 | 3:30pm
- Sexual Violence Against Women Soars In SomaliaBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 3:00pm
- Japanese Wendy's Is Way Classier Than American Wendy'sBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 2:30pm
- Beyoncé Said To Be Delivering Her Baby Girl Any Second NowBy Luke MaloneDecember 28, 2011 | 2:00pm
- Rick Perry Suddenly Realizes He's Against Abortion In Cases Of Rape & IncestBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 4:47am
- Measure Requiring Condoms In Porn Qualifies For L.A. BallotBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 4:13am
- Reports Of Sexual Assault At Military Academies Increase DrasticallyBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 3:17am
- Mom Sues Toys R Us Over Loose Wagon WheelBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 2:07am
- Comment Of The Day: Now There Is A 'Me' In UterusBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 1:30am
- Steven Tyler Engaged To Girlfriend Erin BradyBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 1:04am
- Crystal Renn Does The Splits In A New Cirque Du Soleil EditorialBy Jenna SauersDecember 28, 2011 | 12:30am
- How Much Did Dottie Sandusky Know About Her Husband's Alleged Crimes?By Erin Gloria RyanDecember 27, 2011 | 11:45pm
- How Many Girls Want Girl-On-Girl Action?By riese lyn bernardDecember 27, 2011 | 11:30pm
- Jennifer Hudson Sings A Duet With Her Heavier Self In Weird Weight Watchers AdBy Cassie MurdochDecember 27, 2011 | 11:00pm
- Pittsburgh Radio Host Says Women 'Know Nothing' [Updated]By Anna NorthDecember 27, 2011 | 10:45pm
- The Year In Your UterusBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 27, 2011 | 10:30pm
- Sensible Religious School Fired Woman For Being Artificially InseminatedBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 27, 2011 | 10:15pm
- Ron Paul Not A Bigot, Just A Chronically Uncool Dude Who Hates Spanish SpeakersBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 27, 2011 | 10:00pm
- Advice Columnist Downplays Sexual Assault As 'Sleep Sex'By Anna NorthDecember 27, 2011 | 9:35pm
- HPV Vaccine Side Effects Do Not Include SluttinessBy Margaret HartmannDecember 27, 2011 | 9:05pm
- Orthodox Israelis Spit On Whorish 8-Year-Old Girl For Going To SchoolBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 27, 2011 | 8:40pm
- The 25 Biggest Songs Of 2011, All In One Excellent MashupBy Jessica CoenDecember 27, 2011 | 8:15pm
- Guns Are The New YogaBy Anna NorthDecember 27, 2011 | 7:50pm
- New DSK Movie May Be Coming To A Theater Near YouBy Margaret HartmannDecember 27, 2011 | 7:25pm
- Grocery Stores: Not Just For Ladies Anymore!By Cassie MurdochDecember 27, 2011 | 7:00pm
- Color Field Painter Helen Frankenthaler Dies At 83By Anna NorthDecember 27, 2011 | 6:25pm
- What A-List Faces Sold The Most Magazines In 2011?By Jenna SauersDecember 27, 2011 | 6:00pm
- Egyptian Court Wisely Bans Military's Use Of Virginity TestsBy Cassie MurdochDecember 27, 2011 | 5:05pm
- Divorce Records Reveal Gingrich's Pants Decidedly On FireBy Margaret HartmannDecember 27, 2011 | 4:40pm
- Cursed NFL Cheerleaders Are Making Their Teams LoseBy Margaret HartmannDecember 27, 2011 | 4:15pm
- FDA Warned About Dangers Of French Breast Implants, But No One ListenedBy Cassie MurdochDecember 27, 2011 | 3:50pm
- Barack Obama Loves The Taste Of Baby FingersBy Jessica CoenDecember 27, 2011 | 3:25pm
- Downing Street Cat Cruelly Banned From Prime Minister's HomeBy Margaret HartmannDecember 27, 2011 | 2:30pm
- Lindsay Lohan Bravely Turns Down New Year's Eve CashBy Luke MaloneDecember 27, 2011 | 2:00pm
- Doesn't Your Butt Deserve A $130,000 Crystal-Covered Toilet?By Margaret HartmannDecember 27, 2011 | 4:44am
- Iranian Woman May Be Spared From Stoning, Hanged InsteadBy Margaret HartmannDecember 27, 2011 | 4:06am
- Rock Stars Aren't More Likely To Drop Dead At 27By Margaret HartmannDecember 27, 2011 | 3:15am
- TSA Confiscates Cupcake Due To Potentially Dangerous IcingBy Margaret HartmannDecember 27, 2011 | 2:02am
- Comment Of The Day: Lisbeth Salamander Lives Up To Her NameBy Margaret HartmannDecember 27, 2011 | 1:37am
- Jennifer Hudson Rejected Precious Lead Due To Weight Gain RequirementBy Margaret HartmannDecember 27, 2011 | 12:57am
- Awesome Boys Club Works To Stop Violence Against WomenBy Cassie MurdochDecember 27, 2011 | 12:00am
- Woman Gives Birth Under Her Christmas Tree On Christmas DayBy Cassie MurdochDecember 26, 2011 | 11:15pm
- This Boxing Day, Give The Gift Of ThighsBy Cassie MurdochDecember 26, 2011 | 10:15pm
- People Are Paying Lots Of Money To Have Their Yards Covered In Fake SnowBy Cassie MurdochDecember 26, 2011 | 9:30pm
- A Gopher Blasts His Shotgun And Pops A WheelieBy Joshua SiegelDecember 26, 2011 | 8:30pm
- Daniel Craig Thinks Politicians Are Back-Stabbing ShitheadsBy Cassie MurdochDecember 26, 2011 | 7:45pm
- Scorned Football Fan Embarrasses Her Cheating Boyfriend In Front Of An Entire NationBy Cassie MurdochDecember 26, 2011 | 7:00pm
- What Terrible Gifts Will You Be Returning Today?By Cassie MurdochDecember 26, 2011 | 6:15pm
- Adorable Baby Shoves His Fingers Into Obama's MouthBy Cassie MurdochDecember 26, 2011 | 5:30pm
- Alicia Keys Gives The Knicks Some Christmas CheersBy Cassie MurdochDecember 26, 2011 | 4:45pm
- Lady Gaga's Former Personal Assistant Sues Her, Says She Was Treated Like A SlaveBy Cassie MurdochDecember 26, 2011 | 4:00pm
- Finally, Nativity Scenes For Nerds, Goth Kids, And People Who Love BoozeBy Lane MooreDecember 25, 2011 | 8:55pm
- Saturday Night SocialBy Lane MooreDecember 25, 2011 | 12:00am
- Thigh MastersBy Lane MooreDecember 24, 2011 | 11:00pm
- Video Of Little Girl Getting Pissed Off About Pink Toys Will Make Your Heart SwellBy Lane MooreDecember 24, 2011 | 10:15pm
- Study Shows Olds Know How To Use PhonesBy Anna NorthDecember 24, 2011 | 8:30pm
- The Absolutely Last-Minute Drugstore Gift GuideBy Jessica CoenDecember 24, 2011 | 7:10pm
- Have Yourself A Gilbert Gottfried ChristmasBy Lane MooreDecember 24, 2011 | 5:35pm
- Demi Lovato Rips Disney Channel A New Asshole For Making Jokes About Eating DisordersBy Lane MooreDecember 24, 2011 | 4:15pm
- Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Blew $5000 On A VIP Ice-Skating Adventure For SuriBy Cassie MurdochDecember 24, 2011 | 1:30am
- The Night Belongs To Carla BruniBy Anna NorthDecember 24, 2011 | 1:15am
- Gifts We Wish ExistedBy Anna NorthDecember 24, 2011 | 1:00am
- Jimmy Fallon Spreads Holiday Cheer With A 'Twas The Night Before Christmas Mad LibBy Cassie MurdochDecember 24, 2011 | 12:30am
- The World's Most Adorable Polar Bear Cub Has World's Most Adorable BellyBy Cassie MurdochDecember 24, 2011 | 12:15am
- Shoppers Pepper-Sprayed For Fighting Over NikesBy Anna NorthDecember 23, 2011 | 11:45pm
- Pennsylvania Case Proves Parental Consent Laws Fucking SuckBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 23, 2011 | 11:30pm
- Make It Rain This Holiday SeasonBy Dana ZemackDecember 23, 2011 | 11:15pm
- Churches Admit They've Lost 'War on Christmas' by Canceling Christmas Day ServicesBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 23, 2011 | 11:00pm