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You Don't Need to Ban 'Bossy' — You Need to Take Away Its PowerBy Tracy MooreMarch 13, 2014 | 6:50pm - Jorge Ramos: Latin America Will Keep Fighting Drug War While U.S. Gets HighBy Fusion StaffMarch 13, 2014 | 6:47pm
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- GOP Sends Get-Tough Message on ImmigrationBy Fusion StaffMarch 12, 2014 | 8:48pm
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- Lena Dunham Gets a Special Dance Show Backstage on SNLBy Night EditorMarch 12, 2014 | 5:00pm
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I Shouldn't Need an Excuse to Be a VirginBy Shae CollinsMarch 12, 2014 | 4:00pm - Chris Pine Charged With Drunk Driving in New ZealandBy Hillary Crosley CokerMarch 12, 2014 | 3:40pm
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- Woman Charged With Manslaughter After Butt Injection Kills ClientBy Night EditorMarch 12, 2014 | 1:40pm
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- Another Cop Accused Of Raping A Woman After She Called 911By Night EditorMarch 12, 2014 | 3:30am
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- Officials Remove Daughter From Custody Of Mom Seen Nodding Out On BusBy Night EditorMarch 12, 2014 | 2:30am
- Tech Company Using Skeevy Infographic to Promote Sex Tracking AppBy Night EditorMarch 12, 2014 | 1:30am
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- Frozen Has a Pretty Great 'Honest Trailer' NowBy Night EditorMarch 12, 2014 | 12:30am
- GMO Salmon, Coming Soon to a Store Near YouBy C.A. PinkhamMarch 11, 2014 | 11:45pm
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- Michelle Bachelet Inaugurated As President of Chile (Again)By Isha AranMarch 11, 2014 | 10:30pm
- Hilariously Retrograde Marital Advice from a 1952 Modern BrideBy Kelly FairclothMarch 11, 2014 | 10:10pm
- Woman Says Fuck It; Marries Dog in Beautiful Wedding CeremonyBy Night EditorMarch 11, 2014 | 9:50pm
- 'Wholesome' Graham Cracker Ad Stars Gay, Interracial, Military FamiliesBy Isha AranMarch 11, 2014 | 9:10pm
- Mike Huckabee Thinks Lady Candidates Should Be Treated With 'Chivalry'By Kelly FairclothMarch 11, 2014 | 8:50pm
- Girl Crushes and Fashion's Discomfort With Authentic Lesbian SexualityBy Callie BeusmanMarch 11, 2014 | 8:30pm
- Eff Engagement Rings: Ladies Would Rather Have Down Payment on a HouseBy Hillary Crosley CokerMarch 11, 2014 | 8:10pm
- Customer Trying on Victoria's Bikini Found Blood-Smeared CrotchBy Erin Gloria RyanMarch 11, 2014 | 7:30pm
- A Brief History of Fighting OnlineBy Fusion StaffMarch 11, 2014 | 7:11pm
- Betabrand Uses Female PhDs to Model Their ClothesBy Kate DriesMarch 11, 2014 | 7:10pm
- That Viral 'Strangers Making Out' Video Is a Clothing AdBy Kelly FairclothMarch 11, 2014 | 6:50pm
- Target Calls Swimsuit Photoshop 'An Unfortunate Error'By Kate DriesMarch 11, 2014 | 6:30pm
- Chelsea Handler Tells Piers Morgan to Shove It on Live TVBy Erin Gloria RyanMarch 11, 2014 | 6:10pm
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Top Easiest Ways to Emasculate a Dude (And Rule the World)By Tracy MooreMarch 11, 2014 | 5:50pm - Bill O'Reilly Thinks Beyoncé Is Bad for Teenage GirlsBy Madeleine DaviesMarch 11, 2014 | 5:10pm
- Lesbian Couple Found Dead Beside Texas DumpsterBy Hillary Crosley CokerMarch 11, 2014 | 4:50pm
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- Here's Mrs. Krabappel's Sweet Final Appearance on The SimpsonsBy Erin Gloria RyanMarch 11, 2014 | 4:10pm
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