Lindsey Graham Jams Pokes His Unsettling Face into GOP 2016 Clown Car
LatestSup, homenuggets. I’m South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham. And I’m running for President.
I am the man South Carolina voters chose to replace Strom Thurmond, a virulent racist and segregationist who South Carolinians elected to serve them in the Senate for 47 years. After his death, it was revealed that when he was 22, Thurmond had impregnated his family’s 16-year-old black maid. His biracial secret daughter died in 2013. I am much less horrifying a human being than Strom Thurmond. I’m still not great, though. I’m the political equivalent of margarine: gross, but not the very grossest.
I’m glad the NSA is tracking my phone. And yours.
I fucking love war. I have never actually been in a war zone for more than a couple of weeks, but that taste was enough to make me fall in love with the idea of it, you know?