Sofia Richie and Scott Disick are over at long last. People reports that Sofia, 19, broke up with lord of all bare chested men Scott, 35, adding an absolutely unnecessary explanation:
“When Scott drinks, he is a sloppy mess and fools around,” the source says.
We know!
Scott allegedly “isn’t taking it seriously” and an “insider” says he “thinks she might change her mind,” and People reports that he cheated, and Lionel was never exactly thrilled about this.
We know!
Congratulations to Sofia! Congratulations to Lionel!
There are two and only two reasons your name will ever appear in a headline next to “handwriting expert”: 1) You’re a murder suspect 2) You married a prince. Based on the latter, we now know that the directions to Royal Wedding City are drafted in excellent penmanship. Get to work!
This comes up because of variations on this story in the Sunday Express: Meghan Markle: Handwriting expert ‘lifts the lid’ on Prince Harry wife’s ‘perfectionism,’ which is to say that her March 2018 signature in the Titanic Belfast maritime museum guest book looks conspicuously more “relaxed” than usual. Exhibit A:
If you have been obsessively refreshing Meghan Markle’s Wikipedia entry since May 19th, then you know that the above is absolute chaos compared to her standard signature:
She writes entire letters like this.