It got bad, kids. But don’t take my word for it.
A haiku:
Lisa Marie Falcone
Giant silver vagina
It is ugly.
Katy’s electrifying and she’s not even trying. Or maybe she is. Trying to look like a Barbie.
See, when it comes to MIA, there’s almost a different standard: we expect her to wear a vinyl cat-suit covered in gold cobwebbing.
No, see, Kristen, that’s not a “skirt.” It is Chanel!
Gisele Bundchen is in Alexander Wang. She’s also in a basket.
Speaking basket-weaving: Karolina Kurkova!
Amy Fine Collins is sporting a total Franken-dress. It’s like three, all of them ugly.
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
