It got bad, kids. But don’t take my word for it.
A haiku:
Lisa Marie Falcone
Giant silver vagina
It is ugly.
Katy’s electrifying and she’s not even trying. Or maybe she is. Trying to look like a Barbie.
See, when it comes to MIA, there’s almost a different standard: we expect her to wear a vinyl cat-suit covered in gold cobwebbing.