Miami Swim Week Remains the Most Chaotic Fashion Week of the Year

Astronaut helmets, capes, vagina floss.... Bless the swimwear designers who are always challenging the idea of what a person might wear to the beach.


Paola Estefania

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Paola Estefania
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Oh, sorry, were you talking to me? You’re wearing a boring black bikini, so I simply didn’t see you there. But no, this is no longer your cooler of sandwiches and White Claws, this is now my cooler of sandwiches and White Claws. And no, the feathers aren’t waterproof.

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