The March cover of W has leaked, and it features Miley Cyrus lounging on a bed, probably unable to move her forearms because they are so encumbered with diamonds.
A lot of people on the Internet are making a scene about the fact that she seems to be naked — which is surprising, because you think that the Miley-related pearl-clutching would have grown extremely tiresome to all by now, but oh well. There are several far more noteworthy things happening on this cover — the first being that MILEY HAS NO EYEBROWS, meaning this trend is slowly traipsing its way to mainstream fashion acceptability. Also, “INSTAGLAM.” What the hell is that. Also, Ronan Farrow conducted the interview!
(But the eyebrows though.) [The Fashion Spot]
Lindsay Lohan lost half of a $75,000 fur coat at a night club. I
had a beautiful vision of LiLo casually tearing a coat asunder and then
absentmindedly leaving the bottom part at da club, but it turns out
that it was a two-piece thing. Which is disappointing. [NY Daily News]
Mila Kunis is the new face of Jim Beam, a company I did not know was in the business of having new faces. “Anyone would want to share a Jim Beam with Mila,” said the company’s senior vice president in a statement. Well, ok, I’d prefer to not share my drink with anyone, but Mila Kunis does seem like a lot of fun. [Us]
- It was only a matter of time before Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford weighed in on Justin Bieber. Quoth Rob Ford: “He’s a young guy, 19 years old. I wish I was as successful as he was.” Uhh. Interesting take? [DListed]
- The monsters at Harvard asked Helen Mirren to twerk. [E!]
- Beyoncé is maybe doing another 22-day vegan challenge. [E!]
- THERE’S GOING TO BE A SECOND SHARKNADO. It will be set in New York. The projected plot is that a bunch of mediocre actors will grapple with a shark-themed storm event, as one might expect. [NY Daily News]
- Ramona Singer, who is a Real Housewife of something, has filed for divorce from her husband after she discovered him cheating on her. [NY Daily News]
- Fans are boycotting Reign, the best television show in the world (IT TURNS THE TALE OF MARY, QUEEN OF SCOTS INTO A TWEEN LOVE TRIANGLE IN WHICH EVERYONE WEARS A TUBE TOP ALL THE TIME!!!!!) because the tween love triangle turned out to their displeasure. This is bad because, for some reason, Reign does not get good ratings as it is? Which I don’t understand — I mean, I told you about the tube tops already. [Inside TV]
- Perez Hilton recreated D’Angelo‘s Untitled video. I’m really sorry that you know about this now. [MTV]
- Bruno Mars says that the microphone on stage at his Super Bowl performance has been turning into a popsicle of late (because it’s cold out, not because he has angered a coven or something). [People]
- Rihanna Instagrammed a picture of an empty Grammys red carpet and captioned it “Grammy Night #TBT”. Rihanna is a genius. [Instagram]
- Jared Leto was the most popular guy at awards season, probably thanks to the ombre hair. [PopSugar]
- Justin Bieber‘s GPS records show that he wasn’t drag racing. [TMZ]
- His toxicology reports show that he was on Xanax and marijuana at the time of his arrest. [HuffPo]
- This is a story about Bella Thorne, a Disney channel star, walking her designer cat on a leash that does not contain a single picture of a cat on a leash. If a smdh has ever been in order, it’s now. [E!]
- There’s a rumor floating around the Internet that two of the contestants on The Bachelor are unpleasant. NO! IT CANNOT BE! [The Hollywood Gossip]
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