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Just Put Your Name on the Checks, JoeBy Emily AlfordMarch 9, 2021 | 10:00pm -
Major Biden Is a Bad Dog, But Try Telling That to His Loyal StansBy Ashley ReeseMarch 9, 2021 | 5:40pm -
God Has Canceled This Baptist Preacher Who Gave the Most Sexist Sermon In the 6,000-Year History of the PlanetBy Esther WangMarch 9, 2021 | 4:02pm -
Republicans Settle on an Election Plan of Plentiful and Widespread Voter SuppressionBy Marie SolisMarch 9, 2021 | 2:06pm -
The Entire Nevada Democratic Party Resigned After DSA Candidates Swept Their ElectionsBy Marie SolisMarch 9, 2021 | 3:10am -
In Honor of International Women's Day, SD Governor Kristi Noem Celebrates Bullying Teen GirlsBy Esther WangMarch 8, 2021 | 10:00pm -
Brave: Papa John's Founder Says He Spent The Last 20 Months Learning Not to Use the N-WordBy Ashley ReeseMarch 8, 2021 | 9:00pm -
Biden Administration Starts to Deal With the Mess that Betsy Devos Made of Title IXBy Ashley ReeseMarch 8, 2021 | 5:45pm -
There's Some Incredibly Good News (Money) For Parents In the Democrats' Covid-19 Relief PackageBy Esther WangMarch 8, 2021 | 3:25pm -
Two More Women Have Accused Andrew Cuomo of Sexual Harassment and MisconductBy Harron WalkerMarch 7, 2021 | 10:01pm -
The Senate Agrees: You Don't Deserve to Die I GuessBy Harron WalkerMarch 6, 2021 | 7:19pm -
We Need to Talk About How Much Kyrsten Sinema SucksBy Esther WangMarch 5, 2021 | 11:30pm -
Peepaw Wants You to Have a Horny Summer, TooBy Ashley ReeseMarch 5, 2021 | 5:10pm -
The Senate Voted to Have a Debate Over Whether to Vote On If Americans Deserve to LiveBy Shannon MeleroMarch 4, 2021 | 10:30pm -
Sen. Marsha Blackburn Defends the Vital American Neanderthal Vote From Democratic SlanderBy Ashley ReeseMarch 4, 2021 | 7:00pm -
Elaine Chao's Excuse For Using the DOT As Her Father's Personal PR Agency: I'm Asian!By Esther WangMarch 4, 2021 | 3:27pm -
Local Man Refuses to Let Allegations of Bad Behavior in the Past Keep Him From Doing a Bad Job in the PresentBy Emily AlfordMarch 4, 2021 | 1:00am -
Mike Pence Has BloggedBy Ashley ReeseMarch 3, 2021 | 11:05pm -
Shitting on People in Red States Is a Terrible Bush-era LegacyBy Ashley ReeseMarch 3, 2021 | 9:45pm -
Why Hasn't Ivanka Trump Updated Her Instagram Account Since the Inauguration?By Ashley ReeseMarch 3, 2021 | 6:09pm -
Local Woman Loses Job Over Past TweetsBy Justice NamasteMarch 3, 2021 | 1:20am -
The Great Jabbing Is ComingBy Justice NamasteMarch 2, 2021 | 11:49pm -
Texas Is Ending Its Mask Mandate, Allowing Businesses To Fully Open Against CDC RecommendationsBy Ashley ReeseMarch 2, 2021 | 8:17pm -
The Right Is Going Nuts Over a Nonexistent Attempt to Ban and 'Cancel' Dr. Seuss [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseMarch 2, 2021 | 7:20pm -
'You’re Not My Fucking Mother': North Dakota State Rep's Behavior So Sexist, It's Even Making Fellow Republicans UncomfortableBy Esther WangMarch 2, 2021 | 4:25pm -
Absolute Joker Calls for House Judiciary Hearing on 'Cancel Culture'By Marie SolisMarch 2, 2021 | 1:53pm -
Does It Help That There's a Photo?By Marie SolisMarch 2, 2021 | 1:30am -
Of Course Trump and Melania Got Vaccinated Before Leaving the White HouseBy Marie SolisMarch 2, 2021 | 12:06am -
Sorry, The $15 Minimum Wage Hike Is Officially DOABy Ashley ReeseMarch 1, 2021 | 11:10pm -
'Which Race of Girls Gives the Best Blow Jobs:' More Details Emerge About Madison Cawthorn's Allegedly Predatory Behavior in CollegeBy Esther WangMarch 1, 2021 | 5:52pm -
Professional Troll Candace Owens Is Exactly Who I Go to When I Want to Learn About FeminismBy Ashley ReeseMarch 1, 2021 | 5:25pm -
Cuomo Is Trying to Master the #MeToo Kinda ApologyBy Marie SolisMarch 1, 2021 | 1:51pm -
Who Is This ManBy Marie SolisMarch 1, 2021 | 12:40am -
The CDC Adds Another Vaccine to Its Inoculatory PolyculeBy Harron WalkerFebruary 28, 2021 | 9:56pm -
Another Former Aide Has Accused Andrew Cuomo of Sexual HarassmentBy Harron WalkerFebruary 28, 2021 | 7:27pm -
The Covid Relief Bill Heads to the Senate...Without That Minimum Wage IncreaseBy Harron WalkerFebruary 27, 2021 | 9:50pm -
Biden's Airstrikes in Syria Killed at Least 17 People, Wounding Several OthersBy Harron WalkerFebruary 27, 2021 | 6:58pm -
Capitol Hill Rioters Unveil Their Brilliant Defense Strategy: LOL My Bad!By Ashley ReeseFebruary 26, 2021 | 10:50pm -
Noted Populist Marjorie Taylor Greene Used Campaign Donations to Buy $700 Steak Dinners in Quest to Represent Real AmericaBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 26, 2021 | 7:45pm -
Rand Paul Won't Be the Last Republican to Make Up Transphobic Stories and Pretend That They're RealBy Esther WangFebruary 26, 2021 | 3:36pm -
Congress Contemplates Giving LGBTQ People Actual RightsBy Justice NamasteFebruary 25, 2021 | 11:23pm -
Maybe Don't Make Lecherous Jokes About Your Colleague's Legs During A Legislative Meeting [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseFebruary 25, 2021 | 8:31pm -
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is a Monster, Part 666By Ashley ReeseFebruary 25, 2021 | 4:45pm -
Utah State Senator Will Not Be Bullied By Constituents Into Reading the Bill He SponsoredBy Emily AlfordFebruary 25, 2021 | 3:00am -
Black Lives Matter United With Antifa to Bring Down the Post Office, Suggests Absurd RepublicanBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 24, 2021 | 11:09pm -
Someone Let Stephen Miller Back in the CapitolBy Esther WangFebruary 24, 2021 | 4:30pm -
Yet Another Professor Was Almost Fired For a Political TweetBy Justice NamasteFebruary 24, 2021 | 2:08pm -
Capitol Cops Blame Pentagon for the Insurrection, In What Will Surely Be a Yearslong BeefBy Emily AlfordFebruary 23, 2021 | 10:30pm -
Well, This Is DepressingBy Esther WangFebruary 23, 2021 | 5:45pm -
Ted Cruz Just Wants Everyone to 'Lighten Up,' Confirms 'Heidi's Pretty Pissed' About the Leaked TextsBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 23, 2021 | 4:45pm -
Joe Manchin Is Looking Forward to Ruining EverythingBy Marie SolisFebruary 23, 2021 | 1:55pm -
MyPillow Guy Insists He's Not OwnedBy Marie SolisFebruary 23, 2021 | 4:04am -
SCOTUS Will Rule on Trump Policy That Bans Federally-Funded Clinics From Abortion ReferralsBy Marie SolisFebruary 23, 2021 | 2:42am -
Kelly Loeffler, Inspired by Stacey Abrams, Starts a New Voting Rights Group to Prevent People From VotingBy Esther WangFebruary 22, 2021 | 5:56pm -
Texas Energy Providers Deserve to Be Held Accountable for Every Horrible DeathBy Esther WangFebruary 22, 2021 | 4:17pm -
Are You Ready for Another Supreme Court Battle?By Marie SolisFebruary 22, 2021 | 1:50pm -
U.S. Tops Half a Million Covid Deaths as Daily New Cases Decline NationwideBy Harron WalkerFebruary 21, 2021 | 9:45pm -
Ted Cruz Is Literally Addicted to Fucking UpBy Harron WalkerFebruary 21, 2021 | 8:07pm -
Millions of Coronavirus Vaccine Doses Were Delayed by This Week's Brutal WeatherBy Harron WalkerFebruary 20, 2021 | 9:27pm -
Someone, Please Explain the Constitution to the Gun Girl of CongressBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 19, 2021 | 10:45pm -
Heidi Cruz Clearly Didn't Understand That the Group Chat Knows No LoyaltyBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 19, 2021 | 5:16pm -
Don't Cancel Ted Cruz for Cancún, Whine Conservatives Probably Desperate for an Invite Next TimeBy Esther WangFebruary 19, 2021 | 4:27pm -
Male Senators Shot Down a Virginia Bill That Would Have Banned Unsolicited Dick PicsBy Justice NamasteFebruary 19, 2021 | 1:43pm -
Thank God, Ivanka Trump Isn't Planning to Run For the SenateBy Justice NamasteFebruary 19, 2021 | 2:34am -
Ted Cruz's Neighbors Must Really Hate HimBy Justice NamasteFebruary 19, 2021 | 1:25am -
Florida Commissioner Planned Covid-19 Vaccine Drive For Only the County's Wealthiest ResidentsBy Justice NamasteFebruary 19, 2021 | 12:03am -
As the Father of Daughters, Sen. Ted Cruz Simply Had to Go on Vacation [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseFebruary 18, 2021 | 6:25pm -
Is Ted Cruz Hanging Out In Cancun While His Constituents Are Freezing and Starving? [Updated]By Ashley ReeseFebruary 18, 2021 | 3:00pm -
South Carolina Lawmakers Simply Chuffed About Making Their State Theoretically Worse for WomenBy Emily AlfordFebruary 18, 2021 | 1:00am -
I'm Very Excited For Congress To Maybe (Just Maybe!) Find Out Exactly How Much My Ancestors Were Screwed OverBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 17, 2021 | 11:00pm -
Who the Hell Is Advising Biden On This Student Loan Mess?By Ashley ReeseFebruary 17, 2021 | 7:30pm -
With Trump Gone, Women Are Now Free to Prove They, Too, Can Lead the U.S. War MachineBy Esther WangFebruary 17, 2021 | 7:03pm -
Good RiddanceBy Emily AlfordFebruary 17, 2021 | 6:16pm -
Texans Are Dying Without Power and Heat While Their Governor Rants About the Green New DealBy Esther WangFebruary 17, 2021 | 4:20pm -
Former Texas Official, Who Cannot Spell, Blames Winter Storm Destruction on Socialism and Laziness: 'Only the Strong Will Survive'By Justice NamasteFebruary 17, 2021 | 2:12pm -
Finally, A Lawmaker Is Suing Trump (and Giuliani) Over Their Role in Capitol InsurrectionBy Justice NamasteFebruary 17, 2021 | 2:22am -
Biden Administration Breaks Tradition By Planning to Actually Consider the Needs of WomenBy Justice NamasteFebruary 16, 2021 | 11:19pm -
Amy Cooper Is Having a Lovely Mardi GrasBy Emily AlfordFebruary 16, 2021 | 10:35pm -
Claudia Conway Isn't Grifting, But That Doesn't Mean the Adults Around Her Aren'tBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 16, 2021 | 6:45pm -
We're Never Going to Get Rid of ThemBy Esther WangFebruary 16, 2021 | 4:00pm -
Please NoBy Marie SolisFebruary 15, 2021 | 3:43am -
Hope You Didn't Get Your Hopes UpBy Harron WalkerFebruary 13, 2021 | 9:23pm -
How Is Trump's Legal Team So Bad At This?By Ashley ReeseFebruary 12, 2021 | 11:20pm -
Hey, What Is Going On With Ted Cruz's HairBy Megan ReynoldsFebruary 12, 2021 | 9:00pm -
White House Deputy Press Secretary Will Be Suspended for a Whole Week After Threatening a ReporterBy Shannon MeleroFebruary 12, 2021 | 8:00pm -
In Latest Attack On Trans Athletes, Georgia Republicans Now Want to Scrutinize Young Girls' GenitalsBy Esther WangFebruary 12, 2021 | 4:25pm -
Militia Group Leader Waited For Trump's Direction Prior to Planning Capitol Insurrection, DOJ SaysBy Justice NamasteFebruary 12, 2021 | 2:11am -
Rep. Jackie Spier, Jonestown Survivor Who Has Experience With Megalomaniacs, Calls Trump a 'Political Cult Leader'By Shannon MeleroFebruary 11, 2021 | 10:54pm -
The Capitol Insurrection Was Rooted in MisogynyBy Stassa EdwardsFebruary 11, 2021 | 7:40pm -
Video of Insurrectionists Quoting Trump While Storming the Capitol Certainly Seems Like Grounds for a ConvictionBy Emily AlfordFebruary 11, 2021 | 1:00am -
Republicans Are More Concerned With Twitter Etiquette Than Their Colleagues' LivesBy Esther WangFebruary 10, 2021 | 10:51pm -
Looks Like Mitt Romney Had a Close Call at the CapitolBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 10, 2021 | 10:25pm -
Some Parkland Survivors Are Not Amused By David Hogg's Pillow Venture [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseFebruary 10, 2021 | 5:40pm -
Trump's Impeachment Attorney, Bruce Castor, Once Allegedly Promised to Never Prosecute Bill CosbyBy Emily AlfordFebruary 9, 2021 | 8:55pm -
Gov. Kristi Noem Thanks Pages by Hosting Superspreader EventBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 9, 2021 | 7:45pm -
Impeachin' 2: An Open ThreadBy Emily AlfordFebruary 9, 2021 | 6:50pm -
Not Sure If Trump Incited Capitol Hill Rioters? Just Ask ThemBy Marie SolisFebruary 9, 2021 | 1:46pm -
NARAL Pro-Choice's President, Ilyse Hogue, Is Stepping DownBy Marie SolisFebruary 9, 2021 | 12:14am -
In Typo-Ridden Legal Brief, Trump's Impeachment Lawyers Insist He Did Nothing WrongBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 8, 2021 | 11:03pm -
Kamala Harris's Secret Service Agents Are Probably Praying For Her to Discover Chloe TingBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 8, 2021 | 7:00pm -
World Leaders Were Really Freaked Out Over Their Weird Personal Encounters With TrumpBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 8, 2021 | 4:45pm -
Chuck Schumer Appears to Be Scared of a Primary Challenge From the Left (Good!)By Marie SolisFebruary 8, 2021 | 1:53pm -
A Former Aide Would Like Us to Believe Trump Is 'Happier' Without Social MediaBy Marie SolisFebruary 8, 2021 | 3:17am -
Covid Cases Are Down. Health Experts Warn That Super Bowl Gatherings Could Change That.By Harron WalkerFebruary 7, 2021 | 10:59pm -
Cori Bush Asks Congress: 'Does Your Silence [on White Supremacy] Speak to Your Agreement?'By Harron WalkerFebruary 6, 2021 | 8:41pm -
It's 2021 and David Hogg and the MyPillow Dude Are Locked In an Ideological Battle Over Artificial Down (Help!)By Ashley ReeseFebruary 5, 2021 | 11:30pm -
'Someone Wanted Me Dead for Just Existing': Rashida Tlaib Shares the Agony of Going to Work on the House FloorBy Shannon MeleroFebruary 5, 2021 | 4:20pm -
Ding-Dong, the Gun-Loving Witch Has Been Removed From Her Congressional Committees!By Justice NamasteFebruary 5, 2021 | 2:46am